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DEFINITIONS OF
DESIGNATIONS
       .
Project Manager –

 is a Person who thinks nine women can
 deliver a baby in One month.
Developer -

is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months
  to deliver a Baby.
On-site Coordinator-

is one who thinks single woman can deliver
  nine babies in one month.
Client-

is the one who doesn't know why he wants
  a baby.
Marketing Manager-

is a person who thinks he can deliver a
  baby even if no man and woman are
  available
Resource Optimization Team -

thinks they don't need a man or woman;
  they'll produce a child with zero resources.
Documentation Team -

thinks they don't care whether the child is
  delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
Quality Auditor -

is the person who is never happy with a
  delivered baby.
Tester -

is a person who always tells that this is not
  the Right baby.
HR Manager -

is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can
deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!
Study of Chemical and Physical Properties and the Soil Sorption of  Metolachlor and Carbofuran in Three Tropical Soils
Study of Chemical and Physical Properties and the Soil Sorption of  Metolachlor and Carbofuran in Three Tropical Soils
Study of Chemical and Physical Properties and the Soil Sorption of  Metolachlor and Carbofuran in Three Tropical Soils
Study of Chemical and Physical Properties and the Soil Sorption of  Metolachlor and Carbofuran in Three Tropical Soils
Study of Chemical and Physical Properties and the Soil Sorption of  Metolachlor and Carbofuran in Three Tropical Soils
Study of Chemical and Physical Properties and the Soil Sorption of  Metolachlor and Carbofuran in Three Tropical Soils
Study of Chemical and Physical Properties and the Soil Sorption of  Metolachlor and Carbofuran in Three Tropical Soils
Study of Chemical and Physical Properties and the Soil Sorption of  Metolachlor and Carbofuran in Three Tropical Soils
Study of Chemical and Physical Properties and the Soil Sorption of  Metolachlor and Carbofuran in Three Tropical Soils
Study of Chemical and Physical Properties and the Soil Sorption of  Metolachlor and Carbofuran in Three Tropical Soils
Study of Chemical and Physical Properties and the Soil Sorption of  Metolachlor and Carbofuran in Three Tropical Soils
Study of Chemical and Physical Properties and the Soil Sorption of  Metolachlor and Carbofuran in Three Tropical Soils
Study of Chemical and Physical Properties and the Soil Sorption of  Metolachlor and Carbofuran in Three Tropical Soils
Study of Chemical and Physical Properties and the Soil Sorption of  Metolachlor and Carbofuran in Three Tropical Soils
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Study of Chemical and Physical Properties and the Soil Sorption of Metolachlor and Carbofuran in Three Tropical Soils

  1. 1. DEFINITIONS OF DESIGNATIONS .
  2. 2. Project Manager – is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
  3. 3. Developer - is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
  4. 4. On-site Coordinator- is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
  5. 5. Client- is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
  6. 6. Marketing Manager- is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available
  7. 7. Resource Optimization Team - thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
  8. 8. Documentation Team - thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
  9. 9. Quality Auditor - is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
  10. 10. Tester - is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.
  11. 11. HR Manager - is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!

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