1. A FEW REASONS HORSES
ARE BETTER THAN MEN

2. 1
If your horse begins to stray, you can throw a
rope around his neck…

3. 2
 You can see to it that your horse is well groomed…
Vs.

4. 3
 Once you break a horse, he’ll always be obedient…

5. 4
 You can lead a horse to water, but a man will insist on driving and
get you hopelessly lost…..

6. 5
 You can have horses gelded and they hardly seem to notice…

7. 6
 A horse can understand why you'd want to buy your shoes in sets
of four...

8. 7
 Horses are into "stable" relationships...

9. 8
 A horse would rather munch his wild oats then sow them...

10. 9
 Any man would have to
admit that, next to a horse,
he feels somehow...
inadequate

11. 10
 There are plenty of goodhorses to go around...