How to Piss Off Your Pair at LAST Conference Sydney 2016

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Bernd Schiffer

Lightning talk at the LAST Conference in Sydney, Australia, in 2016.

Leadership & Management

LASTConferenceSydney
25/07/2016
How to
Piss off
Your
Pair
(Anti-)Strategies
to Get
Better Results
BerndSchiffer

Pairing
Coding
Piloting
Building 
(a climbing wall) Teaching
Solving crimes
15 %
more time
more quality

5. Mr My Way
Interrupteverytimeyour
partnerstartsdoing
somethinginawayother
thanhowyou'ddoit.
or the Highway

4. The Eraser
Onceyouwrestlethe
keyboardaway,deleteyour
partner'slastedit
immediately.Thendowhat
youwerethinkingofinstead.

3. The
Speaknon-stop,mansplain,
alltheeasystuff,soyour
partnerneverhasasilence
inwhichtospeak,study
whatyou’reworkingon,or
haveathought.
small
Image source: https://timethemoment.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/time_paulryan_20111205_04021.jpg
NO, WAIT
LET ME MANSPLAIN…
Mansplainer

2. Mrs
Complainbeforeyourpartner
doessomethingwrong.Create
elaboratetheoriesabouttheir
failings.Neverforgive,never
forget.
Unforgivefullness

1. The A-Bomb
Sufferannoyancesinsilenceuntilyou
justcan'tstanditanymore,thenblow
up.Forbonuspointsgoredinfaceand
stormoutwithoutexplanation.

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YourPair

How to Piss off 
Your Pair 
(Anti-)Strategies 
to Get Better Results
BerndSchiffer
LASTConferenceSydney25/07/2016
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