How to Piss Off Your Pair at LAST Conference 2015

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Bernd Schiffer

Lightning talk at the LAST Conference in Melbourne, Australia, in 2015.

Leadership & Management

LASTConference
18/09/2015
How to
Piss off
Your
Pair
(Anti-)Strategies
to Get
Better Results
BerndSchiffer

Pairing
Coding
Piloting
Building 
(a climbing wall) Teaching
Solving crimes

5. Mr My Way
Interrupteverytimeyour
partnerstartsdoing
somethinginawayother
thanhowyou'ddoit.
or the Highway

4. The Eraser
Onceyouwrestlethe
keyboardaway,deleteyour
partner'slastedit
immediately.Thendowhat
youwerethinkingofinstead.

3. The
Speaknon-stop,mansplain,
alltheeasystuff,soyour
partnerneverhasasilence
inwhichtospeak,study
whatyou’reworkingon,or
haveathought.
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NO, WAIT
LET ME MANSPLAIN…
Mansplainer

2. Mrs
Complainbeforeyourpartner
doessomethingwrong.Create
elaboratetheoriesabouttheir
failings.Neverforgive,never
forget.
Unforgivefullness

1. The A-Bomb
Sufferannoyancesinsilenceuntilyou
justcan'tstanditanymore,thenblow
up.Forbonuspointsgoredinfaceand
stormoutwithoutexplanation.

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How to Piss off 
Your Pair 
(Anti-)Strategies 
to Get Better Results
BerndSchiffer
LASTConference18/09/2015
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