Caius Carter presents reasons why he should be allowed to live in the apartment for another month, including that his name is on the lease, he will keep the apartment clean and quiet, he has nowhere else to stay for a few weeks, and it would be more convenient than moving his things out.

1. Why I Should Live in Your
Apartment for Another Month
A powerpoint by Caius Carter

2. I am a fantastic house boy
So everything will always be clean
And we won’t lose anymore of the deposit than
we already have
Also as resident dapper boy I can assist with
fashion needs
FASHION

3. My name is already on the lease
• So I already planned on paying July rent
• And I would really like a place to stay for a few
weeks while I figure out my life

4. You trust me to keep the house
relatively safe and clean and also I
don’t make very much noise so
that’s nice

5. You won’t even see me
• Because I don’t eat
• Or do stuff
• And also you are gone all day
• And plus we’ll both be gone the first week
• Which means we could really save on air
conditioning for the month

6. PLEASE. NO.
Homelessness is a major issue in
America
A lesser issue is PLEASE DON’T MAKE
ME LIVE WITH MY PARENTS/LIVE IN
CONCORD FOR UP TO THREE WEEKS

7. You don’t have to do a background
check on me
• Or run my credit
• Or make sure I’m not a creeper
• And also I’m not a dude
• (Because I am sketched out about a dude
living in a home with my name on it)
• Even if he is a nice eagle scout hipster boy

8. Because I am talking to this really cute
girl on OKCupid right now and I would
not like to stop talking to her because I
don’t live in Raleigh

9. Because I’ll probably cry again if
the next time I’m in that
apartment I am leaving it forever
and I doubt anyone wants to deal
with that

10. Because you don’t have to worry
about buying a bed for another month
Srsly after one night at the Bova’s, I
miss the futon
DAT BED

11. Because if you do need help, and you’re willing
to accept mine, I’ll be right there.
Not like, money-wise, because obviously that
won’t be an issue for much longer
But like, outfits. Or medical problems.
SO DAPPER

12. Because I am not a stranger

13. I don’t give very many fucks, so I
will be a super chill roommate

14. I am small
• So if you want I can just live in my stuff puttin;
in closet

15. You said I’m a great man
Here are so other great men who would be
great roommates:
• Thor
• Batman
Obviously great men are great roommates

16. THIS JUST IN
I found a place to live in Greensboro in mid-
August so probs you really won’t have to buy a
bed until then so I think that is a plus as well.

17. In conclusion
• I should be your roommate
• And plus all my stuff is already moved in
• And also I already live there
#hellaconvenientforeveryone