71. I have an inferiority complexâŠ. Itâs not a very good one. Words of Wisdom by Steven Wright
72. Why isnât the word âphoneticallyâ spelled with an âfâ? Words of Wisdom by Steven Wright
73. I know a guy who was a clown⊠when he died, all of his friends went to the funeral in one car. Words of Wisdom by Steven Wright
74. The other day, I was walking my dog around my building... on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths . Words of Wisdom by Steven Wright
75. I'm at Seaworld at a seafood restaurant. I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, oh my God.. .. .. I could be eating a slow learner . Words of Wisdom by Steven Wright