1. Welcome to the Murder Cafe To begin ordering click HERE The Murder Cafe was founded by the Bond Sisters who were tried countless times for crimes they didn’t commit. “It all started as a joke,” says Maria Bond. The Bond Sisters, Maria and Jamie, used to talk about how they would commit the crimes if they had been guilty. Jamie’s love of food and Maria’s surprisingly detailed descriptions led to the opening of The Murder Café.
2. Motive You come home one day and find your significant other with your best friend Cheating Cheese Platter [A sample of creamy brie, mozzarella, and sharp cheddar cheese with crackers] -5.25 Your boss just cut your salary and threatened to fire you Gimme the Greens [Crisp Roman lettuce, green beans, celery, tomatoes with sliced red peppers and Italian dressing] -4.50 Appetizers Your younger sister is being hit on and harassed by a guy you work with Jail Bait [Smoked salmon with warm bagel crisps and cream cheese] -6.00
3. Crime You grab the shot gun off the wall and shoot your best friend and significant other in the heart The Bleeding Heart [Juicy tender 10oz. Steak with green beans] -12.50 You scream and storm out, get into you car and speed away. You run a red light. The Traffic Light [Slices of sautéed green, yellow, and red pepper and onions fresh out of the pan] -9.25 Entrees
4. Crime Entrees You wait for him at his car and beat him up so that he knows never to mess with your family Beet Down [Chilled beets with fresh homemade vinaigrette] -9.50 You attempt to threaten your coworker by breaking into his house and making a mess Burgerlar [Our special one of a kind soup containing ground beef, cheese, tomato, and lettuce with a toasted roll] -10.50
5. Crime You call the Italian Mafia to come harass your boss Entrees Italian Mafia [Delicious hot Minestrone soup including pasta beans and vegetables] -10.50 You are the Italian Mafia. You snap your fingers and you boss never makes it home Like a Boss [Spaghetti and homemade meatballs with fresh tomato sauce and garlic bread] -12.50
6. Just-desserts Desserts Freshly made cappuccino with a delicious chocolate biscotti Warm chocolate brownie with a molten center with your choice or vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry ice cream A slice of our special homemade cherry pie with vanilla ice cream All deserts -4.50
7. Revenge is best served cold Beverages Smoothie -2.00 [Your choice of a combination of mango, blueberry, strawberry, pineapple, raspberry, and vanilla] Soda -1.50 [Sprite, Coke, Fanta, Root Beer] Water -1.00
![Motive You come home one day and find your significant other with your best friend Cheating Cheese Platter [A sample of creamy brie, mozzarella, and sharp cheddar cheese with crackers] -5.25 Your boss just cut your salary and threatened to fire you Gimme the Greens [Crisp Roman lettuce, green beans, celery, tomatoes with sliced red peppers and Italian dressing] -4.50 Appetizers Your younger sister is being hit on and harassed by a guy you work with Jail Bait [Smoked salmon with warm bagel crisps and cream cheese] -6.00](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)