The document is a humorous look at common excuses people use for being late to work, including staying up late Snapchatting, forgetting they had the job, passing out from eating too much frozen yogurt, getting distracted making a dubstep song, and cutting fingernails too short. It suggests that nearly 1 in 5 American workers are late to work at least once a week and provides examples of excuses people use as well as a link to generate your own excuses.