1. A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on
board, but there are only 4 parachutes.

2. The first passenger says:
quot;Ik am Ronaldo, the best football
player in the world. The football
world needs me, and I cannot die on
my fans.quot;
He grabs the first parachute and
jumps out of the plane.

3. The second passenger, Hillary
Clinton, says:
“I am the wife of the former president
of the United States; I am the senator
of New York and I have a good
chance of being president of the
United States in the future.“
She grabs a parachute and jumps off
the plane.

4. The third passenger, George W. Bush,
says:
“I am the president of the United States
of America. I have huge
responsibilities in the world. Besides, I
am the smartest president in the
history of my country and can‘t shun
the responsibility to my people by
dying.“
He grabs a pack and jumps off the
plane.

5. The fourth passenger, the Pope, says
to the fifth passenger, a young school
boy:
quot;I am old. I have lived my life as a
good person and a priest should and
so I shall leave the last parachute to
you; you have the rest of your life
ahead of you.quot;

6. To this the little boy says:
“Don‘t fret old man…..
There is a parachute for each of us!
The smartest president of America
took my schoolbag.....quot;

7. The moral of this story….
The moral of this story
…
Each country gets the president it
deserves.
deserves.

8. Oh God…. Can‘t this idiot just shut up!