1. 1 stone is enough to break a
glass.
1 sentence is enough to break a
heart.
1 sec is enough to fall in love.
But y d hell 1chapter is not
enough to pass in exam...???
2. My Teacher pointed at me with a Ruler &
said:
At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot
I still don’t get why I got rusticated.
I only asked him, Which End Sir?
3. Father to son: why don't u just go and study?
Son: what for?
Father: U'll get good marks...
Son: then?
Father: U'll get good job.
Son: then?
Father: U'll have big house, new car.
Son: so what after that?
Father: after that U'll relax.
Son: so what do u think I m doing right now???