Steafan Twomey

Perth, Western Australia

Liquorland

Born and raisened a grape farmer on the outskirts of swaziland, it was soon apparent that steaf was no ordinary dried fruit producer. his aptitude for barometric calculations on the dry arid plains of the swazlandian plateau made him the toast of the once prosperous but now forgotten sultana region of southern Africa. He was met with Blanc looks as he left his family vine and his two faithful but utterly repulsive Edwardian Butlers to pursue a life of chastity and discipline. it was the life of a student he chose, having to work up to 5 months of the year, two to three days a week whilst supported by tax payer funds. it is a life of sacrifice and toil that steaf chose to live, but he does