Choral Speaking for school Programmes

1. Robotic voice)
You- are -now -entering–the- digital -world
The- world- of –gadgets- and -androids
Where- hi- tech- is- in –control
Where -robot–is –in- charged
And…and…and..
(Soundof machine breakdown)
(Solo) Hey,can somebodytell me what is happening here?
(Solo) Oh, no! the power supply is running out. Whatshould we do?
(Everybody) RE-CHARGE!!!
LadiesAnd Gentleman,
Let us take you on the journey
Into the world ofdigital gadgetsand hightechnology
Of the presentand future…
Right, ladiesand gentlemen,ifyouare ready,
Please fastenyour seatbelt
and press the ‘START’ button on your right.
Perhaps,one of the greatest gadgets inventedbymankind
Is the HAND PHONE…
Or the mobile phone (1)
Or the cellularphone (2)
Or the handset (3)
Call it whateveryou like
But one thing for sure,it is superblyamazing!!
Just imagine… ithas, not two, not three,not evenfour
But FIVEFUNCTIONSIN ONE.. yup, FIVE!
A telephone(1),acamera (2), a radio (3),an MP3 (4) and evenan internetbrowser(5).
You can download just about everything
Songs, movie clips,games…
Wow…incredible right?
It simplymakes our livescomplete andalive!
Hand phone smsingis such an epidemic.
You can see people,youngand old
smsingalmost everywhere...
And as for hand phone ringtones..
Just choose any tunesto match your taste and mood.
A fast and furiousbeat from ( ) perhaps?
Or rather a smooth and softnumber by ( ).
Now, we come to the bestpart of hand phone..
It comes in differentsizes,colours,stylesand ofcourse, brands.
And believe us,theyare gettingcheaper and affordable.
Hand phone is not onlya gadget usedto communicate
It has now become a trendsetterand a fashionaccessory …
But, remember..hand phone to school
Is a bigNO NO..
Ooops… do we hear a ringinghand phone?
Gotcha….
Another innovative gadgetevercreated is

2. of course,the LAPTOP…
Forget about the bulkyand heavyPC,
Laptop is simplysolid,sleekand sassy.
Now, withthe laptop in hand,
You can browse the internetpractically anywhere..
At the trendy uptown bistroand café
while sippingyour creamy latte espresso
mmuuahh.. mama mia..
or evenat…, ‘Mamak one teh tarik and rojak extra kuah..’(solo)
‘Icedlemontea and two roti canai, for me..’ (solo)
your favourite mamak stall or warong, ofcourse..
Goingon holidaybut still worrying about the assignment?
Worry no more…
Laptop will come in handy,
you can finishthe assignmentwhile
Having a picnicat the beach(1),woooshh..
Strollingat a park with your lovedone (2),aaaa….
Or evenwhile camping in a thick, desertedjungle(3)errrrr…
mmm.. so convenientand practical, right?
Like hand hone,
Laptop comes in different,sizes,brandsand specs
To match your needand surely your budget.
Withits convenience andhandiness,
No wonderlaptop has now become a necessity.
Ready, One,Two, Three ….Cheese…
One more shot, girls…
(Everybodystrike a pose).
Right, don’t you just love taking photos,
Flashingyour ‘colgate’ smile infront of the lens,
Well,we simplydo…,
And with the DIGITAL CAMERA on hand,
Taking photos is becomingfun and exciting.
Digital camera let you to see your picture inan instant
Just pressthe rewindbutton
And..Walla…there it is
Those cute smilingfaces come into view
Hmmm…we mean.. our cute smilingfaces
Aiyaa.. why I look like a nyonya in thispicture? (solo)
Don’t worry, justsimply pressthe D-E-L-E-T-E,delete button
And bye-bye,yourpicture isgone.
Easy right?
Forget that old manual camera
Where you have to tediouslyputin the film
And wait for months before you can see the pictures
Aaaaahh…. Such a tiresome
And with digital camera
You can store the picturesin your laptop
Or evensent themto your friendsonline

3. Thanks to the magnificentmemory card
and brilliantBluetooth.
Right, one last shot girls….smile…(solo)
(Everybodystrike another pose)
Mirror, mirror on the wall..
Whois the fairestof us all..?(1)
Excuse me, that isnot a mirror, ok.
It is actually a LCD TV.. (2)
LCD TV or Low ColourDefinitionTV
Has now become a dream to every household
Whocan resistit’s sleekand compact design
Yetlooking sooo..stylishand elegant
The sound?va..va ..voom
So loud and crystal clear
So clear that you feel Rihannais really’ taking a bow’ right in front of you
So loud that you hear The Pussy Cat Doll purring into your ears. Ouch!!
Fancy having those adorable David Beckham and Brad Pitt inyour home?
Now you can see them in action right in front of your eyes
Withthe sharp and lucidpicture quality
Of the LCD TV
It comes in differentsizes
To fit you budget and space.
Ranging from petite 20 inchesscreen
Up to gigantic 60 inchesscreen
Whichcan turn your house into a mini cineplex.Wow!!
No wonderthat it is a dream gadget of everyhousehold.
Gadgetshere, Gadgetsthere
Gadgetseverywhere..
Addingto the collection,now you have the
I-Pod,I- Phone,Mp3, Mp4, PSP, PS2, PS3
And the listgoeson and on….
All these dream gadgets
Put that extra zestand gusto in your life,(1)
Provide you with endlessfunand entertainment(2)
And make everythingsooeasy and convenience (3)
BUT.., neverforget,
Too much ofa good thing can be bad for you!
Therefore…,
Be smart (1)
Be neat (2)
And, Be wise (3)
By putting everythingto a limit.
Whoknows,
One day robots can be our friends,our buddies,
Like ASIMO,the Japanese humanoidrobot,
Which,or should I say who, can speak,dance and move like human.
(Robotic Voice)
And – with– that – we – bid- sayonara – and –thank – you.

4. Choral speaking Script ' Malaysia's Weird Tales'
A very good morning we bid to the
Honorable judges, ladies and gentlemen
Let us entertain you with our
Wierd, yet hillarious tales
About Malaysians
Idiosyncrasies of Malaysians
Huh? What's that?
Little personal behaviors or nature
Peculiar to Malaysians
Funny but it's true
That these observations we make
Can be about you
Malaysians by large ooze charm and care
Sensitive and mature
We compromise
And we share
But why is it
Malaysians, when behind the wheels
Mutate into monsters!
Rude ...
Selfish ...
Dangerous ...
Racing taxis, noisy cars
Rushing here, rushing there
Rushing here and everywhere!
Immature road bullies
Who smash windscreens and bones
While hooting honking drivers
Impatiently groan
BEEP! BEEP! Eh! I signaled what!
Signal your own side lah! My car my space what!
Oh, dear! Is this KL?
Look at how they speak!
Sshhhhh !!!!!
No wonder, KL is the third rudest city in the world
We have drivers
Who turn highways into Formula One track
Hey, guys!
I am better than Michael Shumacher!
Fleeting motorcyclist
Who zig zag their way to death
Vroom ~ ~ Vroom ~ ~
Motorists suddenly slow down
Necks outstretch
Eyes affixed
ACCIDENT ~ ~ ACCIDENT ~ ~
Eh, somebody call the ambulance!
Wah, accident ah?
Eh, go buy toto and magnum!
5 big 5 small, 9394 ar ...
We ask ourselves, whatever for?
Just to note the number plate for a digit win

5. Public toilets
Can't live with them
Yucks!
Can't live without them
I think I'm gonna poop!
Mummy, mummy! Do you want me to sit or stand on the toilet seat?
No, no, darling! At home you seat, outside you stand!
Malaysians are somewhat unclear
About what goes into where
A peep into public toilets
AAHHHHH!!!!
Confirms your worst nightmare
Malaysians
We just love to eat
Uummm ...
We munch and crunch
Chomp and chew
Through a feast of foood
Check out the delicacies!
We have
The spiciest
The sweetest
Most sour
And most bitter of food
Nasi lemak
Chappati
Sizzling steak
Char kuey teow
Roti canai
Satay
High teas ang buffet galores
Bring kiasus to the fore
Piling their plates with soooo much food
Still they come for more
For more
And more
And more!
Just to get their money's worth
The results
From size S to XXL
XXL to ...
You get the point?
Obesity
Diabetes
Heart diseaees
(doopdoop ~ ~ doopdoop ~ ~ tooooot ~~~~)
But then
Every we look we see
Diet pills
Surgeries
It doesn't make sense
Why don't we just exercise?
There's a time in the year

6. Where Malaysians behave a little queer
Yesss! The sales are here!
Megasales up to 30, 50, 70 percent of discounts
(~ Gasp ~)
Buy 2 get 1 free!
Shop 'til you drop!
Run out of money?
Not to worry!
We have
American Express
Visa Card
Master card
One for every occasion!
Spend, spend, spend
Bills, bills, bills
Enjoy now
Regret later
Malaysians have a complex that
Much is more
Bigger is better
Taller is terrific!
Thus, we have
The tallest Twin Towers
The longest canopy walking
The largest cooking contest
The biggest mooncake
(~ Gasp ~)
Wait!
Not forgetting the number of trees planted
A hundred thousand trees a minute
See, we have them all
If we can't make it
To the Guiness Book of Records
The Malaysian Book of Records will do, thank you!
Having heard our view
Won't you say
Malaysians are
Peculiar in their nature and behavior?
However
These idiosyncrasies
For better or worse
In sickness and in health
Oi, no marriage ceremony lah!
Oops!
Mark us as Malaysians
As we stamp our identity
That makes us
Malaysians Malaysian!

7. Choral Speaking Script ' Malaysia Unique and Unbelievable Lifestyles '
ALL Good morning, Good morning, Good morning!!!
ALL- We would like to present to you......
ALL- The Malaysian Unique and Unbelievable Lifestyles
ALL- Ladies and gentlemen,
ALL- Boys and girls,
ALL- Join us for a journey,
A- A flight to reality
C- Yap, some people say
B- Reality bites(Ouch!)
ALL- Yet, it’s true!
ALL- True, it’s true!
B(solo)- So please,oh please
ALL- Bear with us till the last
B- Coz it's the Malaysian reality
ALL- That we shall now reveal
C- Open any traveler’s magazine
ALL- And pronto! Find MALAYSIA-Malaysia!
B- You'll see broad wide smiles
B (solo) - Of the numerous praises
A (solo) - Continuous Compliment
ALL- Of Our
A&C- Natural green paradise
B&C- Swaying coconut trees
A&B- And pretty warm ladieswith figure looking good... [Wow]
ALL- But in reality, we have our very own unique
ALL- Unbelievable and sometimes
ALL- Disgusting lifestyles
C- And now our first stop."The Habit of Throwing Rubbish into Malaysian Rivers"
B(solo)- "Uh,hello Inspector Mazlan.This is Aleeza here. Can you come over to Sungai
Pahang?"
B (solo)-"What's up, Leeza? Anything fishy going on up there?"
B (solo) - "Well, wee have found something strange floating here!"
C- It's an alien!
A- Its a UFO!
B- It's a fridge!
ALL- A fridge????
ALL- A fridge in Sungai Pahang?
ALL- Our once clean and fresh rivers
A- Now they are huge rubbish dumps
A&B- From toilet tissues to human faces,
A&C- Steering wheelsto old TVs,
A-corpses B-steel beds C-and even worse,ALL-aeroplane wreckage
A- Next comes our second unique lifestyles: ALL-"The Public Toilets Dilemma"
A&C- Flush!B(solo)-Boom!
C- "Welcome to Malaysian aromatic public toilets, Aloha!"
B- "Only 20 cents for that sweet, nauseating experience!"
A- "What? I do not know you have petai and jering air fresheners in here."
ALL- Petai and jering? Are those the latest fragrances from Greek? Well, no! They are from Grik!
Grik, Perak!
B(solo)-We are for cleanliness
A(solo)-"Keep our toilet clean"
C(solo)-"Don’t throw the sanitary napkin into the toilet bowl"
ALL- But we never practice them
C- They alwaysend up as slogans

8. ALL- look at our
A- ugly, dirty and smelly public toilets
B&C- Another Malaysian disgraceful scene!
A- The smell makes you sick and dizzy
B&C- You feel like vomiting and fainting
A&B- The very moment you step in
C- Instantly you feel like jumping out!
ALL- Third, other Malaysian rare lifestyles:"The Dumping Babies Mania."
C-Babies A-Babies B-Babies
ALL-Cute,cuddly,gentle and chubby
A(solo)-Oh!What a pity, these innocent
A-But punished babies
C-Dumped around like some kind of rubbish
A-In the dustbin
B-In the toilet
C-At the lane
A-On the train
ALL-And some even in the drain
A(solo)-"Mummy, mummy why did the mothers throw their babies everywhere?"
C (solo)-"Coz they didn't want the babies.
A (solo)-"Why is that so?
...........................................................................
ALL-That's another Malaysian darkest side!
B-We have told you the truth
C-The whole truth,
A-And nothing but the truth
ALL-So, dont you feel horrible, terrible and unbearable?
C-Don’t you feel like choking us to death?
A-Or yelling out, ALL-"Shut up!"
ALL-We assure you that
B-With the Malaysian educational system
A&B-That stresses on moral values and etiquettes like
C-Diligence! B-Politeness! A-Sharing! C-Loving! B-Kindness! A-Honesty!
A-You can expect
B-Today's youngsters and our future Malaysians
C-To be more caring and more responsible citizens
A-We will give our best
A&B-To make Malaysia
ALL-A cleaner, safer and better
B&C-Place to live in
ALL- "Ask not what the country can give you but ask what you can give to your country"
B- For that,
A&C- We must beat the odds and be the best(the best)
A&B- As a people, as a nation
B&C- Let's live as one
A-United, undivided,
C-As the saying goes:
ALL-"All for one and one for all
A&C-Together we move on with full spirit and zest!
ALL-Malaysia can do it, yeah!