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  1. 1. Robotic voice) You- are -now -entering–the- digital -world The- world- of –gadgets- and -androids Where- hi- tech- is- in –control Where -robot–is –in- charged And…and…and.. (Soundof machine breakdown) (Solo) Hey,can somebodytell me what is happening here? (Solo) Oh, no! the power supply is running out. Whatshould we do? (Everybody) RE-CHARGE!!! LadiesAnd Gentleman, Let us take you on the journey Into the world ofdigital gadgetsand hightechnology Of the presentand future… Right, ladiesand gentlemen,ifyouare ready, Please fastenyour seatbelt and press the ‘START’ button on your right. Perhaps,one of the greatest gadgets inventedbymankind Is the HAND PHONE… Or the mobile phone (1) Or the cellularphone (2) Or the handset (3) Call it whateveryou like But one thing for sure,it is superblyamazing!! Just imagine… ithas, not two, not three,not evenfour But FIVEFUNCTIONSIN ONE.. yup, FIVE! A telephone(1),acamera (2), a radio (3),an MP3 (4) and evenan internetbrowser(5). You can download just about everything Songs, movie clips,games… Wow…incredible right? It simplymakes our livescomplete andalive! Hand phone smsingis such an epidemic. You can see people,youngand old smsingalmost everywhere... And as for hand phone ringtones.. Just choose any tunesto match your taste and mood. A fast and furiousbeat from ( ) perhaps? Or rather a smooth and softnumber by ( ). Now, we come to the bestpart of hand phone.. It comes in differentsizes,colours,stylesand ofcourse, brands. And believe us,theyare gettingcheaper and affordable. Hand phone is not onlya gadget usedto communicate It has now become a trendsetterand a fashionaccessory … But, remember..hand phone to school Is a bigNO NO.. Ooops… do we hear a ringinghand phone? Gotcha…. Another innovative gadgetevercreated is
  2. 2. of course,the LAPTOP… Forget about the bulkyand heavyPC, Laptop is simplysolid,sleekand sassy. Now, withthe laptop in hand, You can browse the internetpractically anywhere.. At the trendy uptown bistroand café while sippingyour creamy latte espresso mmuuahh.. mama mia.. or evenat…, ‘Mamak one teh tarik and rojak extra kuah..’(solo) ‘Icedlemontea and two roti canai, for me..’ (solo) your favourite mamak stall or warong, ofcourse.. Goingon holidaybut still worrying about the assignment? Worry no more… Laptop will come in handy, you can finishthe assignmentwhile Having a picnicat the beach(1),woooshh.. Strollingat a park with your lovedone (2),aaaa…. Or evenwhile camping in a thick, desertedjungle(3)errrrr… mmm.. so convenientand practical, right? Like hand hone, Laptop comes in different,sizes,brandsand specs To match your needand surely your budget. Withits convenience andhandiness, No wonderlaptop has now become a necessity. Ready, One,Two, Three ….Cheese… One more shot, girls… (Everybodystrike a pose). Right, don’t you just love taking photos, Flashingyour ‘colgate’ smile infront of the lens, Well,we simplydo…, And with the DIGITAL CAMERA on hand, Taking photos is becomingfun and exciting. Digital camera let you to see your picture inan instant Just pressthe rewindbutton And..Walla…there it is Those cute smilingfaces come into view Hmmm…we mean.. our cute smilingfaces Aiyaa.. why I look like a nyonya in thispicture? (solo) Don’t worry, justsimply pressthe D-E-L-E-T-E,delete button And bye-bye,yourpicture isgone. Easy right? Forget that old manual camera Where you have to tediouslyputin the film And wait for months before you can see the pictures Aaaaahh…. Such a tiresome And with digital camera You can store the picturesin your laptop Or evensent themto your friendsonline
  3. 3. Thanks to the magnificentmemory card and brilliantBluetooth. Right, one last shot girls….smile…(solo) (Everybodystrike another pose) Mirror, mirror on the wall.. Whois the fairestof us all..?(1) Excuse me, that isnot a mirror, ok. It is actually a LCD TV.. (2) LCD TV or Low ColourDefinitionTV Has now become a dream to every household Whocan resistit’s sleekand compact design Yetlooking sooo..stylishand elegant The sound?va..va ..voom So loud and crystal clear So clear that you feel Rihannais really’ taking a bow’ right in front of you So loud that you hear The Pussy Cat Doll purring into your ears. Ouch!! Fancy having those adorable David Beckham and Brad Pitt inyour home? Now you can see them in action right in front of your eyes Withthe sharp and lucidpicture quality Of the LCD TV It comes in differentsizes To fit you budget and space. Ranging from petite 20 inchesscreen Up to gigantic 60 inchesscreen Whichcan turn your house into a mini cineplex.Wow!! No wonderthat it is a dream gadget of everyhousehold. Gadgetshere, Gadgetsthere Gadgetseverywhere.. Addingto the collection,now you have the I-Pod,I- Phone,Mp3, Mp4, PSP, PS2, PS3 And the listgoeson and on…. All these dream gadgets Put that extra zestand gusto in your life,(1) Provide you with endlessfunand entertainment(2) And make everythingsooeasy and convenience (3) BUT.., neverforget, Too much ofa good thing can be bad for you! Therefore…, Be smart (1) Be neat (2) And, Be wise (3) By putting everythingto a limit. Whoknows, One day robots can be our friends,our buddies, Like ASIMO,the Japanese humanoidrobot, Which,or should I say who, can speak,dance and move like human. (Robotic Voice) And – with– that – we – bid- sayonara – and –thank – you.
  4. 4. Choral speaking Script ' Malaysia's Weird Tales' A very good morning we bid to the Honorable judges, ladies and gentlemen Let us entertain you with our Wierd, yet hillarious tales About Malaysians Idiosyncrasies of Malaysians Huh? What's that? Little personal behaviors or nature Peculiar to Malaysians Funny but it's true That these observations we make Can be about you Malaysians by large ooze charm and care Sensitive and mature We compromise And we share But why is it Malaysians, when behind the wheels Mutate into monsters! Rude ... Selfish ... Dangerous ... Racing taxis, noisy cars Rushing here, rushing there Rushing here and everywhere! Immature road bullies Who smash windscreens and bones While hooting honking drivers Impatiently groan BEEP! BEEP! Eh! I signaled what! Signal your own side lah! My car my space what! Oh, dear! Is this KL? Look at how they speak! Sshhhhh !!!!! No wonder, KL is the third rudest city in the world We have drivers Who turn highways into Formula One track Hey, guys! I am better than Michael Shumacher! Fleeting motorcyclist Who zig zag their way to death Vroom ~ ~ Vroom ~ ~ Motorists suddenly slow down Necks outstretch Eyes affixed ACCIDENT ~ ~ ACCIDENT ~ ~ Eh, somebody call the ambulance! Wah, accident ah? Eh, go buy toto and magnum! 5 big 5 small, 9394 ar ... We ask ourselves, whatever for? Just to note the number plate for a digit win
  5. 5. Public toilets Can't live with them Yucks! Can't live without them I think I'm gonna poop! Mummy, mummy! Do you want me to sit or stand on the toilet seat? No, no, darling! At home you seat, outside you stand! Malaysians are somewhat unclear About what goes into where A peep into public toilets AAHHHHH!!!! Confirms your worst nightmare Malaysians We just love to eat Uummm ... We munch and crunch Chomp and chew Through a feast of foood Check out the delicacies! We have The spiciest The sweetest Most sour And most bitter of food Nasi lemak Chappati Sizzling steak Char kuey teow Roti canai Satay High teas ang buffet galores Bring kiasus to the fore Piling their plates with soooo much food Still they come for more For more And more And more! Just to get their money's worth The results From size S to XXL XXL to ... You get the point? Obesity Diabetes Heart diseaees (doopdoop ~ ~ doopdoop ~ ~ tooooot ~~~~) But then Every we look we see Diet pills Surgeries It doesn't make sense Why don't we just exercise? There's a time in the year
  6. 6. Where Malaysians behave a little queer Yesss! The sales are here! Megasales up to 30, 50, 70 percent of discounts (~ Gasp ~) Buy 2 get 1 free! Shop 'til you drop! Run out of money? Not to worry! We have American Express Visa Card Master card One for every occasion! Spend, spend, spend Bills, bills, bills Enjoy now Regret later Malaysians have a complex that Much is more Bigger is better Taller is terrific! Thus, we have The tallest Twin Towers The longest canopy walking The largest cooking contest The biggest mooncake (~ Gasp ~) Wait! Not forgetting the number of trees planted A hundred thousand trees a minute See, we have them all If we can't make it To the Guiness Book of Records The Malaysian Book of Records will do, thank you! Having heard our view Won't you say Malaysians are Peculiar in their nature and behavior? However These idiosyncrasies For better or worse In sickness and in health Oi, no marriage ceremony lah! Oops! Mark us as Malaysians As we stamp our identity That makes us Malaysians Malaysian!
  7. 7. Choral Speaking Script ' Malaysia Unique and Unbelievable Lifestyles ' ALL Good morning, Good morning, Good morning!!! ALL- We would like to present to you...... ALL- The Malaysian Unique and Unbelievable Lifestyles ALL- Ladies and gentlemen, ALL- Boys and girls, ALL- Join us for a journey, A- A flight to reality C- Yap, some people say B- Reality bites(Ouch!) ALL- Yet, it’s true! ALL- True, it’s true! B(solo)- So please,oh please ALL- Bear with us till the last B- Coz it's the Malaysian reality ALL- That we shall now reveal C- Open any traveler’s magazine ALL- And pronto! Find MALAYSIA-Malaysia! B- You'll see broad wide smiles B (solo) - Of the numerous praises A (solo) - Continuous Compliment ALL- Of Our A&C- Natural green paradise B&C- Swaying coconut trees A&B- And pretty warm ladieswith figure looking good... [Wow] ALL- But in reality, we have our very own unique ALL- Unbelievable and sometimes ALL- Disgusting lifestyles C- And now our first stop."The Habit of Throwing Rubbish into Malaysian Rivers" B(solo)- "Uh,hello Inspector Mazlan.This is Aleeza here. Can you come over to Sungai Pahang?" B (solo)-"What's up, Leeza? Anything fishy going on up there?" B (solo) - "Well, wee have found something strange floating here!" C- It's an alien! A- Its a UFO! B- It's a fridge! ALL- A fridge???? ALL- A fridge in Sungai Pahang? ALL- Our once clean and fresh rivers A- Now they are huge rubbish dumps A&B- From toilet tissues to human faces, A&C- Steering wheelsto old TVs, A-corpses B-steel beds C-and even worse,ALL-aeroplane wreckage A- Next comes our second unique lifestyles: ALL-"The Public Toilets Dilemma" A&C- Flush!B(solo)-Boom! C- "Welcome to Malaysian aromatic public toilets, Aloha!" B- "Only 20 cents for that sweet, nauseating experience!" A- "What? I do not know you have petai and jering air fresheners in here." ALL- Petai and jering? Are those the latest fragrances from Greek? Well, no! They are from Grik! Grik, Perak! B(solo)-We are for cleanliness A(solo)-"Keep our toilet clean" C(solo)-"Don’t throw the sanitary napkin into the toilet bowl" ALL- But we never practice them C- They alwaysend up as slogans
  8. 8. ALL- look at our A- ugly, dirty and smelly public toilets B&C- Another Malaysian disgraceful scene! A- The smell makes you sick and dizzy B&C- You feel like vomiting and fainting A&B- The very moment you step in C- Instantly you feel like jumping out! ALL- Third, other Malaysian rare lifestyles:"The Dumping Babies Mania." C-Babies A-Babies B-Babies ALL-Cute,cuddly,gentle and chubby A(solo)-Oh!What a pity, these innocent A-But punished babies C-Dumped around like some kind of rubbish A-In the dustbin B-In the toilet C-At the lane A-On the train ALL-And some even in the drain A(solo)-"Mummy, mummy why did the mothers throw their babies everywhere?" C (solo)-"Coz they didn't want the babies. A (solo)-"Why is that so? ........................................................................... ALL-That's another Malaysian darkest side! B-We have told you the truth C-The whole truth, A-And nothing but the truth ALL-So, dont you feel horrible, terrible and unbearable? C-Don’t you feel like choking us to death? A-Or yelling out, ALL-"Shut up!" ALL-We assure you that B-With the Malaysian educational system A&B-That stresses on moral values and etiquettes like C-Diligence! B-Politeness! A-Sharing! C-Loving! B-Kindness! A-Honesty! A-You can expect B-Today's youngsters and our future Malaysians C-To be more caring and more responsible citizens A-We will give our best A&B-To make Malaysia ALL-A cleaner, safer and better B&C-Place to live in ALL- "Ask not what the country can give you but ask what you can give to your country" B- For that, A&C- We must beat the odds and be the best(the best) A&B- As a people, as a nation B&C- Let's live as one A-United, undivided, C-As the saying goes: ALL-"All for one and one for all A&C-Together we move on with full spirit and zest! ALL-Malaysia can do it, yeah!

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