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111 items that should not make a dissertation
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111 should
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dissertation
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the phrase
Ads “Intelligent people
will find”
Mad Libs
“To be continued”
Dot to Dots
as the final words
Deleted Passages
A retro diskette
A New Afterword
Pop ups
Self quotes
“You are here” map
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Choose your own First Draft Edition
adventure option
“Cliff notes”
Shopping lists
Emoticons
Knock knock jokes
3rd person self
Guest authors references
Scriptio continua Certificate for
Completion
Scrambled Words
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Most highlighted
Reading group guide
passages
Comic strips
“Space for rent”
Favorite song lyrics section
Phrase “due to Autograph
restricted time”
Collector cards
Pages for origami
A flannel board
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Certificate of Perforated pages
Authenticity
Business cards
Box Scores
Guidelines for care
Coupons
Lemon juice writing
Horoscopes
Phrase “Where
Autograph Section should I begin”
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Phrase “Right
Undecoded section
minded thinkers
Bonus content will agree with me
that”
Phrase “Now to
change it up” Pig Latin
Phrase “To be Find the
determined” as misspelling contest
ending
Paper dolls
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Phrase “and now Opening flaps
for something really
special” Membership card
A soundtrack Want ads
Air freshener Wingdings
Pull out menu Vinyl Audio Edition
Hidden text Temporary Tattoo
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Fan mail Blooper reel
Chapter quizzes Phrase “in any
event”
Special offers
Phrase “not that it
Coloring pages
changes the price of
Commemorative beans but”
bookmark
Phrase “but I
Shout outs digress”
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Correction tracking
Comments section
Phrase “where was I”
Works not sited
section of A note from Mom
Bibliography
Anagrams
Scratch ‘n’ sniff
Sudoko
Paid endorsements
Translator’s note
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Phrase “If I have Phrase “If it were
said it once, I have me”
said it a thousand
Subscription cards
times”
3D glasses
Phrase “Well, what
do you think?” Stream of
Consciousness
Reader rewrite
exercises Scratch paper
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Self selected
Post it Notes
“Greatest Hits”
Pleas for mercy
Kleenex
Paid content
Food Stains
Restricted Access
Color by number Section
diagrams
A pen name
Phrase “In my
Recipes
humble opinion”
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Fill in the blanks
Reader poll
Matching questions
T-shirt offer
Suggestion cards
Iron on
Edible cover
Stickers
Beginner’s guide
Raffle ticket
8X10 Author Glossy
Collages
& Media Packet