Jokes with LIFE Lessons to reflect upon to gain wisdom.

1. * My Room
A frustrated Japanese father
was talking to his friend. He
lamented, “When I was a kid, I
was disciplined by being sent
to my room and confined there
without supper or any
entertainment. But in my son’s
room, he has his own color
TV, telephone, computer, air-
conditioning and hi-fi set. There is also a refrigerator so well
stocked and a microwave oven.”
“So what do you do to discipline him?” asked his friend.
“I send him to MY room!” the father said.
Reflecting…
Many modern kids lead such a luxurious life and they take things for
granted. Do they realize how much their parents have sacrificed?
* Extracting a Tooth
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go
to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want any
anesthesia because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said.
"Just extract the tooth quick, and we'll be on our way."
The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a
courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?"
The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him
your tooth, dear."
Reflecting…Someone said: The wife is the MAJOR while the
husband is the GENERAL at home. This is because the
husband makes general decisions while the wife major ones!

2. * Irrational Jealousy
Husband: Darling, I’ve turned
over a new leaf. See …no more
strands of ladies’ hair on my
shirt. I don’t fool around with
women anymore.
Wife: Some of my friends said
that they have seen you visiting
temples. No ladies’ hair on
your shirt? You are now
fooling around with nuns!
Reflecting … * The jealousy of a wife can be most irrational.
This can lead to marital problems.
* Trust is an important element in a good marital relationship.
• Love Life Jokes
"What do use for washing dishes?"
"Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best."
Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."
"Has there been any insanity in your family?"
"Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."
"Why don't you give your husband a divorce?"
"What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should
make him happy?"