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TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You sell one and
buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy
grows.
You retire on the income.

2

INDIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You worship them.

3

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid,
China for military aid,
British for Warplanes,
Italy for machines,
Germany for technology,
French for submarines,
Switzerland for loans,
Russia for drugs
Japan for equipment.
You buy the cows with all this
And claim exploitation by the world.
4

AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops
dead.
You put the blame on some nation with
cows & naturally that nation will be a
danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and
grab the cows. 5

FRENCH ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three
cows.

6

GERMAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so that they live for
100 years, eat once a month and milk
themselves.

7

BRITISH ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.

8

ITALIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

9

SWISS ECONOMICS

You have 5000 cows, none of which
belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

10

JAPANESE ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-
tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images
called Cowkimon and market them
worldwide.

11

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five
cows.
You count them again and learn you
have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you
have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another
bottle of vodka.
12

CHINESE ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine
productivity and arrest anyone reporting
the actual numbers.

13

MALAYSIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You ask for government subsidy
You buy cars, travel overseas and marry
again
Ask for some cows.

14

SINGAPORE ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
Believe you have a brilliant government
Need to hire foreign talents to manage
your cows
You lost all your cows.

15

THAILAND ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
Your cows not sick, but your chickens are
Forget about cows, busy with chickens.

16

SRI LANKAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You make one the President and the
other the Leader of the Opposition!

17

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New Economic Viewpoints

1. NEW ECONOMICS VIEWPOINTS 1

2. TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income. 2

3. INDIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You worship them. 3

4. PAKISTAN ECONOMICS You don't have any cows. You claim that the Indian cows belong to you. You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for Warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs Japan for equipment. You buy the cows with all this And claim exploitation by the world. 4

5. AMERICAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind. You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows. 5

6. FRENCH ECONOMICS You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. 6

7. GERMAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves. 7

8. BRITISH ECONOMICS You have two cows. They are both mad cows. 8

9. ITALIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You don't know where they are. You break for lunch. 9

10. SWISS ECONOMICS You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. 10

11. JAPANESE ECONOMICS You have two cows. You redesign them so that they are one- tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide. 11

12. RUSSIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 17 cows. You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka. 12

13. CHINESE ECONOMICS You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers. 13

14. MALAYSIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You ask for government subsidy You buy cars, travel overseas and marry again Ask for some cows. 14

15. SINGAPORE ECONOMICS You have two cows. Believe you have a brilliant government Need to hire foreign talents to manage your cows You lost all your cows. 15

16. THAILAND ECONOMICS You have two cows. Your cows not sick, but your chickens are Forget about cows, busy with chickens. 16

17. SRI LANKAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You make one the President and the other the Leader of the Opposition! 17

18. THANK YOU Sponsored by: Fropki.com A Complete Entertainment Website 18

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