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CORPORATE LESSON 1 So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the  crow, and rested. A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, " Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: " Sure, why not .” All of a sudden, a fox appeared,  Jumped on the rabbit... and ate it.
CORPORATE LESSON 1 Moral of the story is…. To be sitting and doing nothing you must be sitting very, very high up.
CORPORATE LESSON 2 The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating more dung, he reached  the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree Soon he was spotted by a farmer Who promptly shot the turkey out of the tree. " I would love to be able to get to the top of that  tree ," sighed the turkey, " but I haven't got the energy .” A turkey was chatting with a bull. " Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?"  replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients."
CORPORATE LESSON 2 Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top,  but it won't keep you there.
CORPORATE LESSON 3 A little bird was flying south for the winter. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realise how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug  him out and ate him! It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
CORPORATE LESSON 3 The morals of this story are: 1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. 2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut

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Corporate Lessons From Iim Calcutta

  • 1.
  • 2. CORPORATE LESSON 1 So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, " Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: " Sure, why not .” All of a sudden, a fox appeared, Jumped on the rabbit... and ate it.
  • 3. CORPORATE LESSON 1 Moral of the story is…. To be sitting and doing nothing you must be sitting very, very high up.
  • 4. CORPORATE LESSON 2 The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree Soon he was spotted by a farmer Who promptly shot the turkey out of the tree. " I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree ," sighed the turkey, " but I haven't got the energy .” A turkey was chatting with a bull. " Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients."
  • 5. CORPORATE LESSON 2 Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
  • 6. CORPORATE LESSON 3 A little bird was flying south for the winter. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realise how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him! It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
  • 7. CORPORATE LESSON 3 The morals of this story are: 1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. 2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut