2. Great Truth aboutGreat Truth about
RevenueRevenue
ManagementManagement
SystemsSystems
brought to us by variousbrought to us by various
cartoonistscartoonists
5. It does‘nt pay to buy theIt does‘nt pay to buy the
cheapest productcheapest product
Your trial period is overYour trial period is over
Please register nowPlease register now
OKOK
6. Don‘t set too ambitiousDon‘t set too ambitious
deadlinesdeadlines
Deadline is deadline !
7. A nice guy often hides lack ofA nice guy often hides lack of
functionalityfunctionality
9. You can‘t hide any bug fromYou can‘t hide any bug from
usersusers
It‘s no use whistling –It‘s no use whistling –
I can see the bubbles comingI can see the bubbles coming
out of your bottom.out of your bottom.
10. Users don‘t like bugsUsers don‘t like bugs
Access
denied
O.k., and now you‘ll do
exactly what I‘m telling you !
23. Call us for more details onCall us for more details on
management solutionsmanagement solutions
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• Kindest RegardsKindest Regards,,
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• EldaElda GjokaGjoka
Operations ManagerOperations Manager
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• ACMSACMS -- AlbanianAlbanian CenterCenter for Management Services ltdfor Management Services ltd..
• AddressAddress:: RrRr. ". "Leke DukagjiniLeke Dukagjini"" PallPall.. 11/1, Kati 511/1, Kati 5.. TiraneTirane
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