The document provides 13 tips for giving a terrible presentation, suggesting behaviors to avoid such as overusing text and data without images, wearing inappropriate costumes, excessive and distracting movements, not preparing in advance, and not seeking help from a presentation coach. The tips are intended to scare the audience rather than engage or inform them.
2. 1. Hell
• Make sure to have LOTS of text on your slides,
in different fonts, colors and sizes!
• About 99.9999% of content should be stats
and heavy data!
• Don’t use any pictures either, only plain boring
text!!!
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3. 2. Costume
Your costume must be Super
uncomfortable, and the
most inappropriate for the
audience and the for subject
matter of your presentation!
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4. 3. Breather
Your breathing should
be very heavy and loud,
or short and fast, like
running a marathon
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5. 4. Man
Use LOTS of
unnecessary
Props and hide
behind them!
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6. 5. Clown
Try HARD to be
FUNNY!
Say joke after joke and
if your audience
doesn’t laugh, laugh
out loud yourself!
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7. 6. Baller
Don’t change your leering gaze from one
person to another in your audience, just find
ONE victim and stare at them for the entire
presentation!
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8. 7. Movements
Walk about on the stage
without any purpose!
More random and
distracting the
movements, the better!
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9. 8. Skeleton
Be as stiff as possible
when speaking!
If you’re not a Zombie
mover, stand still and
stiff!
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10. 9. Hands
Under no circumstance use
your hands!
Just clasp them tightly
together behind your back
or frontal “fig leaf” area!
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11. 10. Head
To smile when presenting in
public is good, but don’t over-
do it and keep a creepy smile
on your face the whole time!
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12. 11. Fright
Act and be
terrified on stage!
That way the
audience will copy
you and feel
fearful too!
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13. 12. It!
Never prepare your
presentation in
advance,
Just wing it!
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14. 13. Loner!
Be a Loner and do
not seek any help
from Professional
Presentation Skills
Coach!
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15. Remember, keep spooking
your audience and do not
seek any help from the
Business and Sales
Presentation Skills Coach..
Natasha Arvinte-Hickey
