1. FULLEE FALTOO
PJ Collection

2. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata
hain.Uska Naam kya hai?
► Adidas.

3. Ab thoda maths ho jaaye.
According to new research,
3 +3 = 8
Kaise...............socho socho
► Very simple …… ...... .
.... Galti se !!!!

4. In a pond there are 10 fish, one of
them dies, and
the water level of the pond
increases. How?
.................
►A - The other 9 fish are crying

5. Two hairs on a bald man's head fall
in love with each other and want
to get married, but cannot.Why?
► Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is
illegal.

6. One day a man is sitting in the
jungle under a tree and a ‘sparrow'
sits
on his shoulder, and the man dies.
Why ?
► Ans.Because ‘sparrow' was the name of an
elephant.

7. 10 Ants are walking on a road.
9 are black. 1 is white. Why ?
► One of them is a widow

8. What are the three versions of
JAVA software?
► 1.) Mar JAVA
► 2.) Mit JAVA
► 3.) Kar JAVA

9. Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle to
Kumble And Kumble gives it to
Sehwag.
Why ?
► Because Sehwag is the Opener.

10. Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT.
Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets
84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and the
Hare does not. How?
► Sports Quota

11. Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes
into NO ENTRY. The Police does
not catch him. Why?
► Ans. Because he was walking.

12. What wud u call a Gal who
never laughs....?
► Hasi na.

13. What wud u call a Gal who
always pushes her father ....?
► Push pa.

14. Once a cockroach was singing a
song TERA TERA TERA SUROOR
while he was walking on the
road. But all of a sudden he died.
Why?
► B'coz the song he was singing is a HIT!!!

15. Shahrukh khan ka plural?
► ICICI Bank
► Why?
► Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa!
► ICICI says - Hum hain naa!

16. What will you call a person who
is departing from India?
► Hindustan Lever

17. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain,
Mann main hai par Dhadkan
main nahi?
► Aamir Khan

18. Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta
hain, toh uska naam kya rahega?
► Jal-andar Singh

19. Abhi agar woh paani ke bahar
aa jaaye ,toh uska naam kya
hoga?
► soch
maat. Paani se bahar aane ke baad
naam kaise change hoga!

20. What is the Center of Gravity?
► its V .............. the center of "gra V ity.