My opinion of each of the avengers. In a somber black and white tone. Listening to uplifting music really makes it seem more... I dunno. Rambling. I just always like to listen to the main theme of Letters to Iwo Jima when I play this.

2.  In case you were
wondering, yes, he
really is American.
 He is also elderly and
has no right to be
considered a heart throb
at his age.
 It doesn’t make sense
that someone who was
invented to be a super-
weapon was only used
to entertain troops.

3.  He’s a god. Awesome points.
 He’s a god that can be taken
on by Captain America. Not
awesome points.
 The movie actually never
explained how he was able
to return to Earth after he
made the heart wrenching
decision to abandon his new
buddies for the sake of
destroying the bridge
between worlds as well as
his relationship with his
adopted brother and was
supposed to never be able to
return. One word. Loophole.

4.  This guy is probably a psychiatrists playground. Talk
about ‘Jekyll and Hyde’ disorder.
 It turns out, the secret of Mr. Bruce Banner/The Hulk
is that he is always angry. What on Earth that actually
has to do with
anything beats
me.
 He’s also the
only avenger
that isn’t always
called hot by
fan girls.

5.  …I feel his face
doesn’t match the
suit. Just sayin’.
 On the other hand, he
is a B.A. dude who
takes no nothin’ from
nobody, especially
Captain America.
 He blows up the
entire enemy fleet,
which is in a different
dimension. B. stinkin’
A. dude.

6.  A red-head person with
an American
accent…yeah… definitely
Russian.
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 Anywho… somehow she
is amazing enough to be
on the team even though
all she does is shoot stuff
with itty-bitty guns. Why
can’t specialized folk do
that? They mustn’t be
Russian.
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7.  He’s like the less lame
Green Arrow of
Marvel.
 He also has really
pointless trick shots.
Why is shooting
something that’s
behind you in a cool
way the smart thing
to do when you’re
fighting for your life?
Because it’s stinking
B.A. That’s why.

8. B.
A.
M.
F.