2. A Newfie was playing a round of golf
with his buddy. He was on the fairway
asking his buddy what he should do for
his 50th wedding anniversary.
Well, his buddy asked, what did you do
on your 25th anniversary?
The Newfie answered, I took my wife to
Hawaii.
Well what were you thinking of doing for
your 50th annviversary?
Newfie said” I was thinking of bringing
her back!”

3. A Newfie and his wife, both in their seventies, were celebrating their
50th wedding anniversary. O their special day, a genie appeared and
told them that because the were such a devoted couple, he would
grant them one wish each. The wife went first. She wished for a
trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! She
immediately had in her hands two tickets for flights and a cruise.
The man went next. He wished for a female companion 20 years
younger and Whoosh immediately he turned 97!

4. How does one honor a couple whose marriage spans half
a century- especially when that couple is your parents?
Well, you start with pictures- the thousands and thousands
of pictures that Mom has saved over the years. You must
choose the photos that best represents the last fifty years.
You then tell a story- not from the couple’s perspective but
from a son’s perspective. As a result the story may not be
completely accurate- but everyone knows how it ends. This
book was written the way we were raised- with lots of love
and humor.
Written and created by
Paul and Nicole

5. 50 years since your first kiss
50 years of wedded bliss
50 years of love and caring
50 years of growth and sharing
50 years of warmth and cold
50 years of growing old
50 years of holding hands
50 years of golden bands
Paul

6. (or what 3 sons, 6 grandchildren, and 1
great grandchild will do to you!)