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HOW NOT
   to be a
         JERK
              (33 don’ts)
BY BLOG BOY
All of us don’t
much like jerks.
All of us don’t
much like jerks.
But sometimes
 we are one?   (Bad
             English?!)
If you are part of
  the human race
sometimes you will
 do “jerky” things.
(And I’m not
 talking about
eating dried out
  beef sticks.)
And I guess the
goal is to become
less and less jerky.
And I guess the
goal is to become
less and less jerky.
(If we want friends, it is.)
Which is the
 thinking behind
the following list...
And if you’re
 wondering how I
could come up with
 so many don’ts...
Maybe it’s because
  I’m familiar with
some of these from
a personal standpoint?
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                        1
           Don’t hold
            grudges.
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                         2
             Don’t cut
              in line.
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                       3
 Don’t weasel out
 of commitments.
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                         4
           Don’t feel
           “entitled.”
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                       5
   Don’t think you
   are better than
   everybody else.
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                          6
                  Don’t
                 speed.
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                          7
            Don’t run
            red lights.
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                       8
    Don’t talk on
   your cell phone
    while driving.
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                       9
   Don’t talk on
  your cell phone
   while you’re
  with somebody.
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                         10
            Don’t play
             games.
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                       11
          Don’t wear
           masks.
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                       12
    Don’t act like a
     “know it all.”
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                         13
            Don’t yell
            at people.
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                        14
          Don’t pout.
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                        15
          Don’t twist
           the truth.
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                       16
     Don’t break
    your promises.
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                       17
  Don’t blast your
  neighbors with
    loud music.
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                       18
Don’t talk behind
 people’s backs.
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                       19
   Don’t flatter to
   gain advantage.
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                       20
Don’t misrepresent
  to undermine.
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                       21
 Don’t compromise
     with evil.
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                       22
       Don’t demand
       your “rights.”
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                         23
              Don’t be
               rude.
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                       24
   Don’t use four
letter words (cuss).
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                       25
Don’t say one thing
 and do another.
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                        26
           Don’t pick
           your nose.
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                        27
         Don’t belch.
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                         28
           Don’t spit.
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                       29
 Don’t forget to
 wear deodorant.
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                       30
         Don’t
      “bad mouth.”
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                       31
  Don’t require
 of others what
you don’t require
   of yourself.
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                          32
              Don’t
            “sell out.”
How NOT To Be a Jerk
(33 don’ts)
                       33
   Don’t minimize
   someone else’s
      dreams.
Visit            my blog:
http://www.sugarpinerealty.blogspot.com




Follow my tweets:
   http://www.twitter.com/blogboy2

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How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 dont's)

  • 1. HOW NOT to be a JERK (33 don’ts) BY BLOG BOY
  • 2. All of us don’t much like jerks.
  • 3. All of us don’t much like jerks. But sometimes we are one? (Bad English?!)
  • 4. If you are part of the human race sometimes you will do “jerky” things.
  • 5. (And I’m not talking about eating dried out beef sticks.)
  • 6. And I guess the goal is to become less and less jerky.
  • 7. And I guess the goal is to become less and less jerky. (If we want friends, it is.)
  • 8. Which is the thinking behind the following list...
  • 9. And if you’re wondering how I could come up with so many don’ts...
  • 10. Maybe it’s because I’m familiar with some of these from a personal standpoint?
  • 11. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 1 Don’t hold grudges.
  • 12. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 2 Don’t cut in line.
  • 13. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 3 Don’t weasel out of commitments.
  • 14. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 4 Don’t feel “entitled.”
  • 15. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 5 Don’t think you are better than everybody else.
  • 16. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 6 Don’t speed.
  • 17. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 7 Don’t run red lights.
  • 18. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 8 Don’t talk on your cell phone while driving.
  • 19. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 9 Don’t talk on your cell phone while you’re with somebody.
  • 20. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 10 Don’t play games.
  • 21. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 11 Don’t wear masks.
  • 22. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 12 Don’t act like a “know it all.”
  • 23. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 13 Don’t yell at people.
  • 24. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 14 Don’t pout.
  • 25. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 15 Don’t twist the truth.
  • 26. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 16 Don’t break your promises.
  • 27. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 17 Don’t blast your neighbors with loud music.
  • 28. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 18 Don’t talk behind people’s backs.
  • 29. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 19 Don’t flatter to gain advantage.
  • 30. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 20 Don’t misrepresent to undermine.
  • 31. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 21 Don’t compromise with evil.
  • 32. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 22 Don’t demand your “rights.”
  • 33. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 23 Don’t be rude.
  • 34. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 24 Don’t use four letter words (cuss).
  • 35. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 25 Don’t say one thing and do another.
  • 36. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 26 Don’t pick your nose.
  • 37. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 27 Don’t belch.
  • 38. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 28 Don’t spit.
  • 39. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 29 Don’t forget to wear deodorant.
  • 40. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 30 Don’t “bad mouth.”
  • 41. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 31 Don’t require of others what you don’t require of yourself.
  • 42. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 32 Don’t “sell out.”
  • 43. How NOT To Be a Jerk (33 don’ts) 33 Don’t minimize someone else’s dreams.
  • 44. Visit my blog: http://www.sugarpinerealty.blogspot.com Follow my tweets: http://www.twitter.com/blogboy2