The employee claims two companies are pursuing them for a raise but can only name utilities. The boss is impressed but unconvinced.

1. “Employee: I want a raise in my salary, I am in demand & have two companies running after me!
Boss: Oh! I am really impressed but which companies are they?
Employee slowly: The electric & the telephone company”
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“Those special people who believe in others give them the courage to succeed.
It really means a lot to work with someone who's so understanding & supportive.
Have a Great Day”
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“The world's a better place, because of folk like you.
Who take the time to do nice things, the way you always do.
Happy Boss Day!”
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“Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
We are the 1st option!”
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“One can pay back the loan of gold,
but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind.
you are one such person for me. Happy Boss Day!”
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“I feel a very unusual sensation
if it is not indigestion

2. I think it must be gratitude.
That too, for you. Happy Boss Day!”
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“Thank you for praising good work
thank you for leading by example
thank you for caring about us & what we do.
Thank you for being so terrific to work for.
Happy Boss's Day!”
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“May your day be touched with sunshine your heart overflow with love
& your soul sing with hope.
May everything in your life sparkle with a radiance that
comes only from happiness.
Happy Boss Day”
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“Leadership isn't a skill, it's a talent
we appreciate how you always give your
best & inspire us to do the same.
We're glad to work with you.
Happy Boss's Day.”
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“A wish for you on BOSS DAY
Hope today is espically
Filled with the special kind of Niceness,
you always bring to work

3. Happy Boss's Day !”
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“You're everything I wish to be
You mean all the world to me.
I'm so glad we celebrate this day yearly
Because you're the gretest boss & I Love you dearly
Now that all of this butt-kissing
Is through You'll give me a raise if you know what's good for you.”
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“The only people with whom you should try to get even are those who have helped you.
for me, you are one such person.
Happy Boss Day!”
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