Matthew Rose

Cincinnati, Ohio

Software Developer

Wtf do I put on here, either I'm going to look like a hipster or a creep. FML. I use to have a part time job as a teddy bear, don't believe me, squeeze me. My aim at life is getting headshots. My mind is running faster than an illegal immigrant on the run and jacked up on coffee. I understand women like I understand my physics homework. I like cats