devops, cultivation and the cycle of creation and disruption framed with the history of the samurai adaptation to the Mongol invasion and the book of 5 rings

1. no true devops
a tale of cognitive bias and logical fallacy
with Andrew Clay Shafer - @littleidea

2. Three Stone Cutters walk
into a Pareto Inefficient
Nash Equilibrium…

3. @littleidea’s practical
Guide to Devops
that one weird trick

4. HOW IS BUSINESS
FORMED?

5. WHY IS BUSINESS
FORMED?

6. Language Defines US

7. ssh BASH
TCP/IP
LAN
Lun
Idempotence?
ACL
HTTP
SAN
TLS

8. TDD CI
SPRINT
CD
Velocity
law of DEMETER?
pairing
stories
user
kanban

9. tribal signalING

10. EBITA NPV
P&L
RFP
IRR
IPO
Margin
ROI
Profit
M&A

11. Who is a devops?

12. some of my best
friends are devops

13. Who is Smart?
CLEVER? Resourceful?

14. who was born a
developer?

15. who was born a
sysadmin?

16. who has a degree?
Computers? Business?
science? Math?
something
ELSE?

17. who is really good
with a sword?

18. what is a server?

19. if we fought with real swords...
can you kick my ass?

20. one who serves

21. Onna-bugeisha
apologies if I overuse gendered pronouns
unapologetic war metaphors

22. different talk

23. History of Samurai
702 AD Taihō Code - ‘samurai’ lower half of aristocracy, bureaucratic
civil servants. ‘samurai’ would not have military connotations for almost
2 centuries
between 9th and 12th century, rise of Shogunate and warrior samurai
class
1274 AD and 1281 AD - Mongol’s invade Japan, THIS CHANGES
EVERYTHING...
1584-1645 AD - Miyamoto Musashi, The Book of Five Rings
1876 AD - The samurai lose their profession and the right to wear
swords. The samurai position as a special class ended after ~1000 years.
brief and probably wrong

24. ‘According to our manner of fighting
we must first call out by name someone
from the enemy ranks, and then
attack in single combat...’
‘But the Mongols took no
notice at all of such
conventions...’
--Hachiman Gudokun

25. The Samurai had no practical experience
against hardened armor, showering
arrows or mass maneuvering troops
but they had a strong Incentive to learn
really fast

26. ‘samurai’ no
longer a
birthright

27. It is said the warrior's is the twofold
Way of pen and sword, and he should
have a taste for both Ways
--Miyamoto Musashi

28. the way
Do not think dishonestly.
The Way is in training.
Become acquainted with every art.
Know the Ways of professions.
Distinguish between gain and loss in worldly matters.
Develop intuitive judgement and understanding for
everything.
Perceive those things which cannot be seen.
Pay attention even to trifles.
Do nothing which is of no use.
with these nine weird tricks

29. devops is simple, not easy

30. Who are WE?

31. don’t limit me with Labels

32. I don’t CARE If you
‘DEVOPS’

33. NOW IS THE TIME
the golden age of devops?

34. ‘But the Mongols took no notice
at all of such conventions...’

35. nothing lasts forever
Think lightly of yourself and
think deeply of the world.
--Musashi

36. The object isn't to do devops, it's to be in that
wonderful state which makes devops inevitable.
--Robert Henri

37. what’s NEXT?

39. always Opportunity for
those who can reason
about complex systems

40. don’t limit yourself

41. @littleidea
come at me