3. Don’t you dare start singing!

4. Let me start by saying hello and telling you a little about myself. Turn up the sound to hear my “hello” meow.

7. My favorite way to spend my time is sleeping,

8. and while I’m sleeping I like to hear people tell me how cute I am.

9. I really can’t get enough of my toys. I’m willing to play when you are.

10. I like to keep an eye on my people cause they are funny creatures. But I also enjoy watching what goes on outside my home.

11. I’ve grown up surrounded by cats so I know how to make friends quick. I’d make a great 2nd or 3rd kid.

12. Now just cause I don’t like to be held, doesn’t mean I don’t expect you to pet me.

13. And at night, I love to cuddle.

14. Are you the lucky person who gets to take me home?