1. Dear Mollie
And other moustache haters

2. I moustache you
a question:

3. Are you willing to give
the moustache
another chance?

4. After examining the following
evidence, I motion we rename the
moustache altogether.

5. From now on,
we shall call it:
The Sexystache™.

6. Sexystache noun
sex∙y∙stache [sek-see-stash]
Facial hair grown on
the upper lip of a
sexy, lustful man

7. Daniel Craig

8. Paul Rudd

9. Emile Hircsh

10. Ryan Reynolds

11. Colin Farrell

12. Ryan Gosling

13. Zach Galifianakis

14. Clark Gable

15. Tom Selleck

16. Burt Reynolds

17. George Clooney

18. Brad Pitt

19. Johnny Depp

20. Teddy Roosevelt

21. Bradley Cooper

22. Jude Law

23. Robert Downey, Jr.

24. Jon Hamm

25. Orlando Bloom

26. Ron Burgandy

27. Clive Owen

28. David Beckham

29. Michael C. Hall

30. James Franco?

31. Josh Hartnett

32. Brody Jenner

33. Borat Sagdiyev

34. Johnny Knoxville

35. Leonardo DiCaprio

36. Jake Gyllenhaal

37. A Plea for the
Moustache
Sexystache™.