1. Penis Fencing and Strippers Ovulating, oh and Overly Sexual Flowers too. a.k.a. The shit I have to learn in school
2. Once upon a time, I had a crazy lady for my biology professor. On the first day of class she asked students not to drunk dial her, or send “sexts” to her, as she would not appreciate them. Hmm…thanks for the update. I still can’t get over the fact that she said “sexts”. It put a foul vision in my head that I am still trying to shake to this day…for she is NOT an attractive eh..lady. A Little Introduction….For Your Pleasure
3. Watch out! That flower is trying to trick you into having S-E-X!!
4. Some orchids trick insects into wanting to screw them. And you thought they were just pretty. They also may give off odors such as dirty diapers or cat urine. Hmm…we must be talking about some pretty kinky bees huh?
6. Not only that, but after the bee has been duped by the highly promiscuous flower-they dub the poor bastard a “flying penis” and he will carry on and spread the slutty orchids seed. . Rude. If I were the damn bee I’d press charges.
8. Penis Fencing Penis fencing, is a sexual Fight Club….Basically the pair go at it, thrusting their junk at the other until one has contact and is able to fertilize the other one.
14. Apparently YOU can earn on average $30 more an HOUR not being on birth control while shaking your ass for the masses.
15. Women tended to make more money while fertile than during any other stage in their menstrual cycle. They tend to make the least amount of money when their Aunt Flo visits.
16. Q. What does this mean for you? A. Ditch the pill and start grinding.