1. a guide to phan
by me
because you’re gonna need it
idk how to make these but
oh well
yolo i guess
yay here goes
2. this is dan
this is phil
i really don’t
know why
people ship them idk why
i have no idea
i promise
3. sometimes dan looks like this and
i understand phil i really do
awkward empty space hi
but sometimes i just wat fil wat
wat
4. phil is just adorable all the time like
can u not
also he has really blue eyes wow
so cute
forever alone in
this empty space
5. dan says he likes vagina
lol no
fyi we don’t believe you
nopety nope nope nope nope
more awkward empty space
wat
6. dan also rants about how stupid we are
phil just ignores everything
A+ fil A+ so proud of u
here fil have a star
really tho
*cough* overreacting *cough*
7. this is why we don’t believe u dan
hi this is awkward
this one needs context
but oh well
like can u not
pls
8. pinof means phil is not on fire btw
this page is exceedingly empty
we r big fans of pinof because
phan
also amazing dan is good 2
9. another thing that you should know about is
the video-that-shall-not-be-named
*cough* v-day video *cough*
basically phil made this video for dan on valentines day
it’s cute and love-y
i say don’t watch it don’t
ask about it don’t question
it
they say it’s a joke
pretend u don’t even know it exists
i’m not even gonna post any screencaps
it’s too risky
but here this chick knows shit phanlentine.tumblr.com
10. now u know all that here is a brief history for u
basically dan was a phil fangirl
– fanboy??? – and they talked
over the internet and then
they met in manchester on
the 19th of october and it is a
memorable date
actually phil talks about
the day they met in the
v-day video but don’t
watch it anyway
i suggest watching how to
befriend ur favorite
internet stars or whatever
that vid is actually called
ps if you hear someone talking about 2009 phan they basically mean
that in 2009 they were more *ahem* open and dan didn’t rant and shit
*sigh*
11. side note don’t read the skin fic
yay!! you r now officially a phan shipper and u
can go browse the tags and read fanfic and shit
also the fanart is good yes
if u want to read good fanfic go read natalie’s
stuff or helen’s stuff or georgie’s stuff or
xavier’s stuff or emmy’s stuff or gina’s stuff
or idk who’s stuff just not mine ‘cause i’m shit
also here’s a tip if u want to read new stuff
search ‘phanfiction’ then replace the /search
in the top bar by /tagged
that has nothing to do with phan i just really hate the new layout
12. i think i’m done yo
this was fun
my eyes burn from using comic sans for so long
this is total shit yo
i suggest visiting phantaray
because unlike me she knows
what she’s doing
phan evidence without the ‘phan is reel!!1’
shit yo
and to finish this off on a good note here have a collection of all
the phan stuff i have saved on my computer yaay
