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Answer: A library.
When is homework not
homework?
Answer: When it's turned into
the teacher.
Question: Railroad crossing
without any cars. Can you spell
that without any R's?
Answer: T-H-A-T.
Question: What is brown and
sticky?
Answer: A stick!
20 pigeons sat on the branches
of a tree. A man shot 1 pigeon
with his gun. How many were
left on the tree?
None. The rest flew away.
WHERE DO THE BOOKS THAT
ARNT TRUE GO?????????
ANSWER THE “LIE”-BRARY
Some months have 30 days,
some have 31; how many
months have 28 days?
All 12 have 28 days
A man gave one son 10 cents
and another son was given 15
cents. What time is it?
1:45. The man gave away a
total of 25 cents. He divided it
between two people.
Therefore, he gave a quarter to
two.
If you had only one match and
entered a room in which there
was a kerosene lamp, an oil
heater, and a wood burning
stove, which would you light
first?
Light the match first.
There is a house with four
walls. Each wall faces south.
There is a window in each wall.
A bear walks by one of the
windows. What color is the
bear?
White. If all the walls face
south, the house is at the North
pole, and the bear, therefore, is
a polar bear.
Is half of two plus two equal to
two or three?
Three. Well, it seems that it
could almost be either, but if
you follow the mathematical
orders of operation, division is
performed before addition.
So... half of two is one. Then
add two, and the answer is
three.
Do they have a 4th of July in
England?
Yes, and a 5th, a 6th, ...
How many animals of each species
did Moses take aboard the Ark
with him?
I thought Noah brought 2 of
each animal, not Moses
How far can a dog run into the
woods?
Halfway, then he would be
running out of the woods
What is the significance of the
following: The year is 1978,
thirty-four minutes past noon
on May 6th.
The time/month/date/ year of
an American style calendar are
12:34, 5/6/78.
Divide 30 by 1/2 and add ten.
What is the answer?
70

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