PART 2 OF CHRISTMAS AT THE POTTER'S. MORE MAYHEM, SKIRT ROUTINES, AND RON IS STILL AFRAID OF THAT DARN HEALER. WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN HE MEETS HER AT THE MINISTRY CHRISTMAS PARTY?

1. Christmas at the Potter’s (Part 2!) (RUINED FOREBERZ)

2. WARNINGS: CRUDE HUMOR, SEXUAL THEMES, QUESTIONABLE LETTUCE, LANGUAGE, DISTURBING SKIRT ROUTINES, PINK BATHING SUITS, STILLETTOS, NUDITY

3. June: HAI!! June: How're the Potters coming along? Heather: I UPLOADED IT TO SLIDESHARE June: YAYZ! Heather: IT IS STILL CONVERTING IT TO SLIDESHARE FORMAT June: I hate how it takes forever and a day to upload. Heather: BUT NOW THAT IT IS FINISHED WE CAN RP FANFIC SOME MOAR June: OMG YAY! Heather: I HAS AN IDEA Heather: IT INVOLVES A MINISTRY PARTY Heather: STILLETTOS Heather: AND BOBBY PINS June: YOU HAD ME AT STILLETTOS Heather: OMG HAHA Heather: THE POTTERS ARE INVITED TO A MINISTRY PARTY Heather: AND THE WEASLEYS June: GINNY AND HERMIONE TAKE FOREVER TO GET READY. June: HARRY AND RON ARE AFRAID THEY'LL BE LATE. Heather: THEY DUN WANNA MISS THE FOOD June: HAHAHA RIGHT! June: THERE'S FANCY FOOD June: ENDLESS MAGIC BUFFET Heather: LUNA IS WEARING STILLETTOS Heather: SHE CAN BEARLY WALK

4. June: WITH CHEEZBURGER BUCKLES Heather: OMG YES Heather: GINNY IS PUTTING BOBBY PINS IN LILY'S HAIR Heather: LILY IS CRYING BECAUSE IT HURTS June: OMG THEY'RE BRINGING THE KIDS?! HOORAY! June: GINNY IS TELLING HER BEAUTY HURTS June: MY GRANDMA SAID THAT TO MY MOM WHEN SHE WAS LITTLE. Heather: ORLY? June: YA RLY. MY MOM SAYS THAT TO ME NOW. June: THE MORE YOU KNOW! Heather: OH MY Heather: THAT CAN NOT BE GOOD PARENTING June: WELL, YOU KNOW MY MOM, RUNNING AROUND DISSING OTHER PEOPLE'S MOMS. June: ANYWAY. Heather: THE STILLETTOS LUNA WORE Heather: THEY CAUSED SO MUCH TROUBLE June: YESH June: THEY DENTED THE FLOOR. Heather: OMG Heather: SHE HAD TO PAY TO GET IT FIXED Heather: LILY WAS CRYING OVER HER BOBBY PINS Heather: AND HARRY WOULD NOT LET HER DO HER ROUTINE June: HE SAID, LILY IT IS INAPPROPRIATE

5. June: I AM DISTURBED BY YOUR BEHAVIOR Heather: VERY DISTURBED Heather: GINNY WAS CRANKY June: LILY CRIED. Heather: HERMIONE WAS TOO June: YESH. VERY MUCH. June: IT WAS VERY CROWDED AND LOUD. Heather: JAMES COMPLAINED Heather: HIS TIE WAS ITCHY Heather: HIS SUIT WAS STUFFY Heather: HIS SHOES WERE TIGHT Heather: THIS PARTY IS BORNING Heather: CAN WE GO HOME NAO? June: THERE ARE NO GIRLS. Heather: NONE OUR AGE Heather: RON WAS HIDING Heather: THE HEALER WAS THERE Heather: THE YOUNG WOMAN ONE June: WHO IS SHE? I CANNOT RECALL. Heather: GINNY CURSED RON Heather: WITH A BAT BOGEY HEX IN A CERTAIN PLACE Heather: THE HEALER HAD TO FIX HIM' Heather: MADE HIM TAKE OFF HIS PANTS June: AHAHAHAHA THAT'S AWESOME.

6. Heather: HE WOULDN'T DO IT Heather: SHE HAD TO GET SOME MOAR HELAERS TO DO IT FOR HIM June: SIR, I CANNOT FIX YOU UNLESS YOU REMOVE YOUR PANTS. Heather: HE FAINTED Heather: SHE FIXED HIM Heather: HE WOKE UP WITH NO PANTS ON Heather: HE SHRIEKED AND RAN HOME Heather: COVERING HIMSELF WITH HIS HANDS June: WITHOUT HIS PANTS. Heather: HE HAD TO GO TO HARRYS BECAUSE THE DOOR WAS LOCKED Heather: LILY OPENED THE DOORR June: AND SHE LAUGHED. Heather: NO SHE SCREAMED AND CRIED JUNE June: RIGHT... Heather: SHE HAD NIGHTMARES June: JAMES WOULD HAVE LAUGHED. Heather: RON WASN'T ALLOWED TO COME TO THE POTTERS FOR CHRISTMAS Heather: EVERYTHING WAS TENSE Heather: AND THAT WAS WHEN LILY DID HER SKIRT ROUTINE June: LILY HAD DEEP PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA. Heather: YOU CAN READ ABOUT IT ALL IN THE EMAIL I SENT YOU June: I'M READING! Heather: GOOD GOOD

7. Heather: JAME'S FIRST WORD IS A SWEAR WORD Heather: "BUDY HELL" June: : DDDDDDD Heather: NAO LETS CONTINUE Heather: WHAT DOES THE HEALER DO? June: SHE COMES UP AND SAYS, I REMEMBER YOU! June: THE BAT BOGEY MAN! Heather: RON SCREAMS June: AND SHE CALLS OVER HER HEALER FRIENDS Heather: HE RUNS TO THE BATHROOM June: AND THEY ALL LAUGH. Heather: JAMES POINTS Heather: HE FINALLY ENTERTAINED June: HE NO LONGER MINDS HIS ITCHY TIE. Heather: NO HE DOESN'T Heather: HE RIPPED IT OFF Heather: AND PUT IT IN A PUNCH BOWL June: AHAHAHAHA Heather: HARRY WAS MORTIFIED Heather: KINGLSEY WAS WATCHING EVERYTHING June: HE HAD TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION. Heather: CHUCKLING TO HIMSELF Heather: HARRY KIDS WILL BE KIDS June: HARRY SAYS, I PROMISED THEM COOKIES IF THEY BEHAVED!!!

8. June: USUALLY IT WORKS!!! Heather: KINGLSEY JUST CHUCKLES SOME MORE Heather: AND HEADS OFF TO THE MENS ROOM Heather: TO TALK TO RON June: WHO HAS LOCKED HIMSELF IN A STALL AND WON'T COME OUT. Heather: AT ALL Heather: UNTIL KINGLSEY MENTIONS THE BUFFET Heather: WHAT IS AT THE BUFFET AGAIN JUNE? Heather: I FORGOT June: THE BEST FOOD EVAR Heather: WHAT KINDS June: LIKE AT HOGWARTS DINNERS June: ONLY LOTS Heather: IT NEVER RUNS OUT Heather: CHICKEN Heather: POTATOES June: AND TREACLE TART FOR DESSERT June: IT'S HARRY'S FAVORITE Heather: HE MAKES A MESS OF HIS SUIT Heather: AND ALOMST DIES OF EMBARASSMENT June: BUT THE TART IS SO GOOD June: HE CANNOT HELP HIMSELF Heather: GINNY CLEANS HIM UP Heather: SHE TRIED TO COMB HIS HAIR

9. June: IT DIDN'T WORK. Heather: AT ALL June: IT NEVER DOES. Heather: IT WAS AN EPIC FAIL June: GINNY GOT FRUSTRATED AND SNAPPED THE COMB IN HALF. Heather: WHAT WERE AL AND ROSIE DOING DURING THIS? Heather: THEY WERE NOT ALLOWED TO BRING BOOKS Heather: AND WHAT WAS HUGO DOING DURING THE PARTY? June: I dunno... June: He ate too much dessert and got a tummyache Heather: HES CRYING IN PAIN June: MAKING A SCENE Heather: HERMIONES TRYING TO SHUT HIM UP June: SHE'S PATTING HIS HEAD June: BUT HER PATIENCE IS RUNNING THIN Heather: VERY THIN Heather: HUGO BARFS ON HERMIONE Heather: HERMIONE'S DRESS IS RUINED June: SHE SHOVES HIM AWAY FROM HER. Heather: FOREVERZ Heather: JAMES IS ALUGHING June: HE IS ENTERTAINED GREATLY Heather: YES YES Heather: RON IS TRYING TO HIDE FROM THE HEALER

10. June: UNDER THE TABLE. June: OCCASIONALLY HE REACHES UP AND GRABS MORE FOOD. Heather: HERMIONE WOULD SCOLD HIM Heather: BUT SHES DEALING WITH HUGO June: HE FEELS BETTER NOW. Heather: MUCH BETTER Heather: LILY IS..... June: SHE WANTS TO DO HER DANCE. June: GINNY IS THREATENING HER NOT TO. June: LILY LUNA POTTER, I SWEAR, YOU WILL BE GROUNDED FOREVER IF YOU DO THAT HERE!!! Heather: LILY START TO BOB Heather: AND SHE REACHES FOR HER SKIRT June: DON'T YOU DARE, YOUNG LADY!!!! Heather: SHE YANKS IT OFF Heather: SHE'S WEARING A SWIMSUIT Heather: IT'S PINK June: WITH FLOWERS. Heather: SHE SWINGS THE SKIRT AROUND Heather: AND WIGGLES HER HIPS June: GINNY IS LIVID June: SHE GRABS LILY AROUND HER WAIST June: AND YELLS AT HER. June: HARRY IS EMBARRASSED.

11. June: THEY ARE MAKING A SCENE June: EVERYONE IS STARING Heather: OMG! I’M LOLING June: LILY IS CRYING CAUSE SHE WANTS TO DANCE June: SHE'S KICKING HER LEGS. Heather: SHE BREAKS FREE OF GINNY Heather: TO FINSIH HER ROUTINE June: JAMES IS ROFLING. June: HE FELL OFF HIS CHAIR June: RON WANTS TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON June: HE WON'T GET OUT FROM UNDER THE TABLE Heather: AL IS HIDING HIS FACE Heather!! (1:28 PM): HE’S A PRUDE June: HAHA YES! June: HE PRETENDS HE DOESN'T KNOW THEM. Heather: ROSIE TOO June: SHE'S JUST READING HOGWARTS, A HISTORY June: IN PREPARATION FOR GOING TO HOGWARTS Heather: YES Heather: LILY IS NOW ONLY WEARING HER BATHING SUIT June: DANCING CRAZILY June: AVOIDING CAPTURE BY GINNY Heather: SWINGING HER HIPS AROUND Heather: POUTING AND STUFF

12. June: GINNY IS CHASING HER June: SHE ASKS LUNA TO HELP June: LUNA THROWS HER STILLETOS June: AND June: PINS LILY TO A WALL Heather: OMG Heather: LIKE IN A MOVIE June: YES, LIKE A SPY MOVIE!! June: LILY CAN'T GET FREE June: SHE TRIES June: SHE FAILS June: SHE CRIES Heather: AND HER BATHING SUIT RIPS June: OMG Heather: YES Heather: HARRY IS HIDING WITH RON Heather: UNDER THE TABLE June: EATING TREACLE TART June: WONDERING WHAT'S GOING ON June: HERMIONE'S STILL WITH HUGO June: HE KEEPS TAKING MORE FOOD EVEN THOUGH HERMIONE TELLS HIM NOT TO Heather: IGNORING THE SCENE Heather: ALBUS IS STILL HIDING WITH ROSIE

13. June: BEHIND A NEWSPAPER June: WITH A FAKE MUSTACHE Heather: AND ROSIE IS WEARING A HAT Heather: COVERING HER FACE June: IGNORING THE SCENE June: WISHING SHE COULD LEAVE June: IT'S TOO LOUD June: SHE CAN'T FOCUS Heather: THEY RUN OUTSIDE June: HERMIONE CHASES AFTER THEM June: WITH HUGO IN TOW June: HARRY AND RON WONDER WHERE SHE WENT June: BUT THEY DON'T LOOK June: RON'S STILL AFRAID OF THE HEALER Heather: LILY IS CRYING Heather: MOANING Heather: GURGLING June: WAILING June: THE PARTY'S IN SHAMBLES Heather: SHRIEKING June: THEY JUST LEAVE June: THEIR EVENING HAS BEEN RUINED Heather: EVERYTHING WAS RUINED June: HARRY AND RON FOLLOW

14. June: RON RUNS AS FAST AS HE CAN June: HE RUNS INTO THE HEALER LADY June: AND SCREAMS Heather: SCREAMS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL Heather: HARRY IS TRYING TO AVOID KINGSLEY June: KINGSLEY FINDS HIM June: AND LAUGHS June: HARRY WHINES, IT'S NOT FUNNYYYYY!! DDDDD: Heather: KINGLEY GIVES HARRY A PROMOTION Heather: HARRY IS SUDDENLY SCARED Heather: WHY? HE WANTS TO KNOW Heather: KINGSLEY WON'T TELL HIM June: RON'S LONG GONE TO ESCAPE THE HEALER LADY June: BUT HARRY WON'T LEAVE UNTIL KINGSLEY TELLS HIM WHY HE GOT PROMOTED Heather: YES Heather: EVERYTHING IS AKWARD Heather: HARRY IS SACRED BECAUSE HES CONVINCED KINGSLEY IS A PEDO June: RON'S WHINING June: I WANNA LEAVE, HARRY!!!! Heather: KINGSLEY TELLS HIM ITS BECAUSE HARRY FINALLY LEANRED HOW TO HIDE Heather: AND NOT TAKE CONTROL June: AHAHAHAHAHA!!

15. June: AWESOME!! Heather: SO THEY ALL LEAVE June: AURORS NEED TO BE GOOD AT HIDING Heather: IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE June: EVERYONE'S EXHAUSTED June: IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT LILY HEARS SOMEONE ON THE ROOF Heather: SANTA? June: SO SHE CRIES CAUSE SHE'S SCARED Heather: OF COURSE Heather: JAMES IS DROOLING Heather: HUGO IS SNORING Heather: FRED ROLLS Heather: ROXANNE SLEEP WALKED June: LILY WAKES UP JAMES June: JAMSIE, I HEARD SOMETHING ON THE ROOF!!! Heather: SHUT UP LILY Heather: LET ME SLEEP Heather: GO BACK TO SLEEP NAO June: NUUUU, JAMSIE, I HEARD SOMETHING! Heather: GO AWAY LILY! Heather: HE KICKS HER Heather: SHE CRIES Heather: AND WAILS June: SHE FALLS ON AL

16. June: HER WAILING WAKES UP THE REST OF THE KIDS. Heather: EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE WAKES UP June: HARRY RUNS IN HALF- ASLEEP Heather: WUZ GOIN ON? June: ARE YOU HURT? ? Heather: I HEARD SOMETHIN ON THE ROOF DADDY June: HUGO IS EXCITED June: MAYBE IT'S SANTA!!! Heather: PRESENTS! THE COUSINS DASH FOR THE STAIRS Heather: AND FIGHT Heather: THE ALL WANT TO BE FIRST Heather: LILY FALLS June: JAMES SLIDES DOWN THE BANISTER TO BE COOL. Heather: AND CRASHES INTO LILY June: THEY BOTH FALL Heather: LILY CRIES June: AND THEN THEY GET TRAMPLED BY EVERYONE ELSE Heather: JAMES BREAKS HIS NOSE June: AND CURSES OUT EVERYONE Heather: HUGO IS RIPPING OPEN PRESENTS June: NOT EVEN HIS Heather: LILY'S AND JAMES'S Heather: ROSIE GETS BOOKS June: LARGE ONES

17. Heather: AL GETS A SWEATER Heather: LILY GOT A DOLL HOUSE Heather: JAMES GOT A BROOMSTICK June: HE FLIES AROUND THE HOUSE AND BREAKS THINGS Heather: HE CRASHES INTO RON June: NEVILLE AND LUNA ARE STILL ASLEEP Heather: HUGO CAN’T FIND HIS PRESENT June: HE'S YELLING Heather: NO ONE GOT HIM ONE June: POOR HUGO. Heather: LILY ALSO GOT SOME LETTUCE June SHE SCREAMS WITH GLEE Heather: SHE OFFERS TO SHARE WITH HUGO June: HE DOESN'T WANT IT June: NO, LILY, I DUN WANNA SHARE UR STOOPID LETTUCE!!! D:< Heather: ALBUS ALSO GOT TICKETS TO THE QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP FOR HIS BIRTHDAY June: HE'S SO EXCITED. Heather: HE CAN'T WAIT June: HARRY'S EXCITED TOO Heather: VERY EXCITED Heather: ME AND KYRA WERE RPING THIS Heather: THE PROBLEMS THAT ENSUE WHILE PACKING.... Heather: LOL.

18. June: AHAHAHAHA, I BET!! Heather: THE STORY INVOLVES: PORN MAGAZINES, BARF, CRYING KIDS, A POND, AND SHAMPOO AND THAT’S IT UNTIL NEXT TIME! KEEP YOUR EYE OUT FOR: “ QUDDITCH WORLD CUP: JUST ADD POTTER” COMING OUT SOON!