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10 Karaoke Commandments
               By Alex Williams
www.eROI.com                      www.twi tter.com/alexcwilliams
The word ‘karaoke’ comes
 from ‘kara’, empty (as in
 karate – empty hand) and
‘oke’(short for okesutora),
        orchestra.
Portland is a Karaoke Town
Yes, I do sing Karaoke.
      (Very, Very Well.)
These 10 Commandments
  will give you the best
   chance at Karaoke
         success
   by minimizing risk.
The worst thing that can
happen to you at Karaoke
    is to be Ignored.
#1. Karaoke is not a Singing Contest
#2. Leave it all on the Stage
3. Use a Fake Name
 (mine is Rick Remington)
#4.
No Groups
2 People at Most
#5. Know Your Range
(Don’t Be a Hero)
#6. Pick a Song you Would
      Play at a Party.
No Beatles Songs. Ever.
#7. Know the Verses of the Song
This is Why Rap is Very Difficult
#8. Musical Measures are the Enemy
#9. Karaoke DJ = Soup Nazi

Hand them your song, a tip, and walk away.
#10. Adapt to Your Audience
Most Importantly – Have Fun!
•   www.eROI.com                  www.twi tter.com/alexcwilliams

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