1. Happy 17th birthday Pinto!!
7
creepy demon
child wishes you
happy birthday

2. this is pinto
she’s super pretty like
for realz
she’s really
good at
photography
in fact I think
this is a selfie
hello pinto’s face
happy birthday

3. she does these really cool
makeup thingies
nuu pinto
dun cry it’s
your
birthday
how do you
even
her face is pretty
much perf for this
anyway and she’s
also super talented
so there’s that

4. she’s also really skilled
at photography I don’t
even know how to
hold a camera and she
can do this
her photography
tumblr has like a
million subscribers
by now I think
pwetty
nature
this is her cat but it kinda
looks more like a grumpy
lion or maybe crookshanks

5. she’s really
good at doing
the duckface
it’s because
she practices
so much
also look her hair’s
all pretty and dyed
in this pic

6. she’s eponine and cosette
on our les mis AU RP and
she ships E/R just as hard as
the rest of us (maybe
harder)
sometimes she
legitly lols
she’s a real life wizard
sometimes she
summons people
onto the chat and it
works every time
it’s uncertain if she ever sleeps

7. she’s planning the next 50 shades of grey
and it will be epic and we will all own a copy

8. I’m sorry im bad at
making powerpoints
but I hope I get an A
for effort
In conclusion:
•Pinto is awesome
•She’s also pretty
•And incredibly talented
•Also she’s a wizard
•And writes porn
she’s not a horse
or a bean though
i tried
drawing you
pinto but I
fail im sorry