28. $300 team entry due ASAP
Limit 72 players for hole-in- one
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$100 Hole Sponsors pay Dale Garner,
Kiwanis Treasurer or
mail check
to
Harrison Kiwanis Club
P.O. Box 983
Harrison,AR 72602
29. Lots of Prizes !!!!!!!
• HOLE-IN-ONE PRIZES
• #5 189 YDS. $5,000.00
• #8 150 YDS. Premium Golf Equipment
• #14 160 YDS. Premium Electronics
• #17 151 YDS. R/T AIR FOR TWO—USA
Men up to 64: White Tees
Men 65+: Gold Tees (White Tees for Hole-in-One)
Women: Red Tees
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Prizes for flights will be based on entry fees collected
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35. The 18 Most Annoying Golf Partners
(Golf Digest -12/11)
The only thing worse than playing with one of these guys is
BEING one of these guys
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Unsolicited Swing Advice Guy
Notice where club head is – both come from around Dardannelle – both have made money from golf, both have gambled it away – but one has a better retirement
Ralph was asked what he thought about retirement? His reaction
Well Kay came along that day and Ralph had to have his driver surgically removed – notice tree outside Ralph and Kay’s home – she’s has better aim than Tiger’s ex
Now If I can only remember where I put tee and which end of club to use – Ralph is a civil engineeer and has worked fir Ark Hwy over 41 years – he has designed a golf game that anyone can win, lose, or draw up the last shot –really good for the bad golfer