1. HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS 101
AN EDUCATIONAL PRESENTATION

2. BEFORE YOU START
• Plan things out
• Find a topic to talk about
• No it cannot be about:
1. Computers
2.Mountain Dew
3.Video Games
4.Indoor Pluming
1. Know about this topic
1. Research, research, research
• Wikipedia is your friend
• Urban Dictionary is your "BFF"
• (Best Friend Forever)
• Learn about the modern girl
• Jersey Shore
• Lady "Ga" "Ga"
• BBMing
• The Face Books
Girls like Justin Bieber

3. FINDING A GIRL
• Girls can be found in many places
o Starbucks
o Mall
o John Stamos Anythings
• Girls can NOT be found in many places
o Gamestop
o 4chan
o Beef jerky mart
o Monster truck shenanigans
• Get one that is "dateable"
• Rule of thumb
o "If she has a working everything,
she's out of your league"
-Mallory Merryman
Ultimate Womanizer
Girl in your league

4. GOING UP TO A GIRL FOR THE 1ST TIME
• Pick a conversation topic
• Stick to topic
o Unless she changes it
• Make her laugh
o Review jokes in your head
 Don't laugh at them
o Funny stories = Good
o Jokes w/ punchline = Bad
• Avoid awkwardness
o Don't stare at ANYTHING
o Compliment her
o Compliment only what you
would your mom
• Act cool
• That means you don't get nervous
Out of your league BTW

5. MAKING CONVERSATION
• Only this | | much like computers
• It's nothing like using Photoshop
o There's no GUI
o No wiki to help you
• Maybe it's a bit like Flash
o Don't take that literally
• Listen to her
• Please listen to her
• Seriously
• Believe me, she knows/cares about your
o Magic cards
o Excitment for a videogame
o Love of Neil Patrick Harris
• It isn't always about you
• Or your new graphics card
Stock footage FTW

6. IF YOU DON'T MESS UP
• Congrats
o Mozel Tov
• Keep up what you're doing
• Don't change too much
• Listen to the girl
• Avoid "just a joke" girls
• Get sammiches
• Respect her
• Keep talking
o Talking is good/important
• Make sure she isn't a musician
o If she is, she'll write songs
behind your back
• Have fun
o Not too much fun

7. IF YOU THINK SHE'S "THE ONE"
She
isn't

8. JK LOL, SHE COULD BE...
• I really don't know what to do
• Remember this is just "talking" to girls
• So here is some pictures of pretty girls (in your league)

9. IMAGE REFREENSES
Justin Bieber
Girl
Arrow Girl
Barrack
Zombie
Broken Arm
Lady GaGa
http://www.flickr.com/photos/48772730@N04/4583683662/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/arcticpuppy/4781365464/sizes/o/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/outofluck/3620374942/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jurvetson/1341978643/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mislav-marohnic/3834948288/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lquiles29/4695273969/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/loritingey/4255484560/
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10. IMAGE REFREENSES
Justin Bieber
Girl
Arrow Girl
Barrack
Zombie
Broken Arm
Lady GaGa
http://www.flickr.com/photos/48772730@N04/4583683662/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/arcticpuppy/4781365464/sizes/o/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/outofluck/3620374942/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jurvetson/1341978643/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mislav-marohnic/3834948288/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lquiles29/4695273969/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/loritingey/4255484560/
This presentation is
licensed under a
Creative Commons Attribution-
ShareAlike 3.0 License.