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David says:
Hi...
Kyle (Admin545/maceWrox) says:
Hai
David says:
*pokes*
*dents*
David says:
AAAH!
David says:
*blows in ear to undent*
O_O
David says:
Did I get the dent out yet?
Lol
x3
No
David says:
Hmm... Did I not blow hard enough or is the ear not gonna work?
David says:
*raises eyebrow*
David says:
hmmm?
David says:
You there?
Kinda
David says:
more homework?
Nope
David says:
just not really paying attention?
Pretty much
David says:
You never answered my question though.
My dent is still there
In need of filling
Oh wait
<3
I'm tired... give me a break x3
David says:

Lol!
David says:
but that doesn't answer my question...
David says:
My question was, "am I not blowing hard enough or am I using the wrong hole?
OHhhhh
Lol
lWell then
You blew hard enough
Dent restored
No sexual drama predicted
<3
David says:
XD
David says:
*nibbles ear*
x3
So
Lets see a picture of you
:3
You've seen me
David says:
My fursona?
David says:
well,
No
x3
You you
David says:
I haven't seen a picture of you!
Yes you have
http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm108/macewrox/0116091451.jpg?t=1232152995
Here's a recent one
David says:
ah.

Taken today
Now return the favor
x3
David says:
Oi, you just keep getting cuter and cuter!
David says:
alrighty, Lemme get my webcam.
David says:
if i can find it...
X3
David says:
it was around here somewhere...
David says:
oh here it is...
David says:
grumble grumble...
David says:
stupid windows...
David says:
wait one more second...
>.>
<.<
David says:
I have to install the camera and I don't have administrative rights...
David says:
*grumble grumble*
Haha
Now I get to tease you

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David says:
oh...
David says:
you're mean...
David says:
X3
<3
David says:
*sticks tongue out at you*
Acccceeeeppptt

DO IT
David says:
okay

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David says:
there.
Wait for it...
David says:
okay, here I am before the disasterous haircut...
David says:
http://forums.furaffinity.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=7285&d=1231005670
David says:
David says:
And here I am afterwards...

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Oh wow
O_O

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David says:
David says:

David has accepted your invitation to start viewing webcam.

If it doesn't work... I'll go to blogtv
David says:
okay.
You are one of the few people i can say...
That you look excellent with and without hair
David says:
...
David says:
Thanks?
Lol

You have stopped viewing webcam with David.

:3?
David says:
I recently got contacts...
David says:
you mean with and without alot of hair?
Lol
It means the same thing...
You have no hair means short hair
In my book at least
David says:
I see.
David says:
yeah, few people can pull off the bald look.
http://www.blogtv.com/People/Kittenadmin
David says:
I personally can't.
David says:
EVAR
David says:
link clicked.
David says:
5
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4
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3
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2
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1
David says:
DING
David says:
Hi
Hai
:3
David says:
GAH! xp sucks...
I'm slouching... >.>
David says:
I slouch all the time.
David says:

old dominion?
Yah
David says:
lol
David says:
ow...
Wat? D
D:
David says:
I just hurt myself...
David says:
stupid webcam...
David says:
lol
David says:
!
David says:
XD
Oh yeah
And my parents
Are sadistic
I reached 200lbs today...
Yeah I know I don't look 200
>.>
David says:
and?
But my goal is >200
And now look
At what
They put
Next to me
David says:
I see
David says:
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
David says:
OMG
Blows.

I ate like four
;--;
David says:
aww.
David says:
I wish I could have one...
David says:
but I can't
I wonder what My hair looks like
D:
I've been wearing this hat all day
David says:
Nice
David says:
stop fiddling with it!
Twas not right
D:
Had to make it right
David says:
ah.
David says:
well, as I was saying about the donuts..
David says:
I got cryptosperidiousus...
David says:
lol
David says:
or...
David says:
*drools*
*evil*
David says:
or however you spell that...
David says:
when I was like, 3. had to spend a week in the hospital.
D:
That sucks
David says:
Then I got dehydrated because of it...
David says:
the whole thing fucked with my liver and now I can't eat extremely fatty foods.

:c
David says:
like pancakes
David says:
and donuts
Pancakes = overated
Trust me
You eat a half of one
And then you die
David says:
The good side is that now I'll never be an alcoholic!
David says:
I took some Nyquil and puked...
:0
Omg
David says:
"being a comedian, you gotta start the show strong and end the show strong.
You can't be like pancakes. You're all exited at first, but at the end your fucking
sick of 'em."
David says:
-Mitch Hedburg.
Yup
He's epix
My humor is basically his humor
Speaking of dehydration
BRBRBRBRBRB
David says:
ya
David says:
lol
I has milk :3
Mew!
David says:
lol
Best liquid in the world
And everyone knows it
David says:
yeah, probably.

David says:
I feel like an idiot right now...
Why?
David says:
I'm hanging up my suit, and I put the shir on before the pants.
Friend of mine just called me pretty x3
LOL
Oh god
David says:
I don't blame him.
And wha o///o
David says:
and I'm too lazy to take the shirt off, so I try and put the pants on the hanger
under the sirt...
David says:
*shirt
David says:
*sigh*
Oh wow
David says:
I SAW THAT!
David says:
XD
I can't help it...
David says:
I just poked myself in the eye with my hanger...
David says:
HAHAHAHA
HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!|
David says:
I'm talented...
I can imagine
>.>
Alright...
David says:
You'd be laughing your ass off if you could see me right now...
Brb one sec.
And I bet
David says:
kk

Alright
I'm going to take you to my room...
Think you can survive?
David says:
HAHA!
David says:
I got it!
David says:
yay!
David says:
It can't be any worse than mine...
Wait you got what?
x3
David says:
my suit on the hanger.
Lol
YEah
Gratz
You are boy genious
How old are you?
David says:
15,
D:
David says:
16 in february
Jailbayt
David says:
what?
Ready to get on the move?
Buckle up
David says:
I'll try not to throw up
David says:
X3
David says:
WHEEEEE!
David says:
I CANT SEE ANYTHING!
David says:

it's dark in here...
David says:
heheh.
My room
David says:
*claps*
David says:
What do you mean by Jailbait?
Hot + Young = Jailbait
David says:
like... SURPRISE! buttsecks?
David says:
ah.
David says:
Yeah, pretty much.
brb
David says:
kk
David says:
Ren-Raku put a collar on me that shocks me anytime I go near my balls...
David says:
He's also got a remote to activate it...
David says:
So yeah...
David says:
I'm his pet at the moment...
That's
Gross
:/
David says:
oops

David just sent you a nudge.

David says:
accidental nudge
David says:
eh, It's all in good fun.
David says:

David says:
I wanna put my webcam up...
Dooo ie
it
David says:

I can't...
David says:
*pouty face*
Making my bed
David says:
your cam's a little high
If you were wokdering
Lol
David says:
ah...
David says:
Making your bed = overrated
David says:

David says:

David says:
And Kyle said, "LET THERE BE LIGHT!"
David says:
ooh, your sillouette.
David says:
Me likey
David says:
xp
David says:
fidgety...
David says:
Wha's that?
David says:
*tilts head*
David says:
OH!
The orb?
David says:
I know!
David says:
one of those lightning orb thingies!
Yup
David says:
I love those!
It's like dead now
I can tell you how to get around your parents stuff
D:
I really shouldn't.

David says:
O.o
David says:
really?
David says:
I'm not gonna do anything bad.
Yeah
David says:
besides, I'll probably forget it after a while.
Well... restart your computer and press F10... then start your computer up in safemode.
Then go into the User called Administrator
Then create a new admin account
Restart your computer, log on to th the admin account, do your business, then delete the account on
the Administrator level later tonight.
David says:
huh...
David says:
hmmm. How, and why, did you figure that trick out?
Ugh
I would rather not go into it
David says:
heheh.
David says:
tut tut tut.
David says:
ODU
Talkin to someone else bout it
David says:
I like that shirt.
Thanks :3
You know of ODU?
David says:
Alrighty. I'll see what I can do.
David says:
well, you just held up your shirt...
Lol
>.>
Go... come back with a progress report
x3

David says:
YES SIR!
David says:
*salutes*
David says:
omg...
David says:
I actually just saluted...
Oh wow
<3
David says:
alright. I'll see you in a sec.
K
David says:
BBRBRBRBRBRBRBRB
David says:
ugh...
David says:
It didn't work...
David says:
I couldn't log into anything but my own account...
lOL
Lol*
Did you bring it up in SAFEMODE?
David says:
yes
And you are using XP?
David says:
yeah
David says:
what's VGO mode?
Strange
And I dunno
David says:
grrrr...*slumps*
David says:
ANNOYANCES!
Heh

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Heh


Heh
David says:
*grumble grumble*
*hugs*
David says:
*hugs*
Probably going to go to bed here soon
I'm pretty bored for some reason
David says:
because you're not talking to me
David says:
X3
David says:

David says:
I'm the least boring person I know!
Lol
Oi vey
It's more that I'm used to doing six billion things at once
And now I don't have to
So my body is like "Wtf"
David says:
GAH!
David says:
My fingers want to type "Fap" but my brain says NOOOOO
David says:
RESIST!!!
David says:
*struggles*
David says:
*sits on hands*
*runs a claw down your back and grins*
David says:
*shivers*
Something wrong... ? You seem a bit stressed out...
David says:
*shakes head* no,... no... *gulp*
*purrs softly*
David says:
*closes eyes and relaxes at the sound*
So :3 To completely destroy your serenity... tell bout yourself :3

David says:
like... What?
Anything...
What do I want to know?
David says:
uhhh.
David says:
well,
David says:
uh...
David says:
I uhh...
David says:
I've always enjoyed being tied up...?
*smiles and sings softly to his music*
I meant more or less you in general
But ok...
x3
David says:
okay..
David says:
heh...
Like...
What music you listen to you? What kind of student are you? What do you do in your spare time?
Stuffs like that
David says:
Anything good, A pretty smart one, go online and talk to friends...
Elaborate?
Smartie?
David says:
yeah.
David says:
Weird and smart.
Same...
David says:
I'm probably the weirdest kid in my school...
I'm not that wierd... ._. I'm like moderate wierd.
With a dash of douchebag
David says:

Bisexual furry with most likely at least borderline genius IQ, hates violence,
David says:
lol
David says:
complete nerd...
David says:
need I go on?
I own the complete costume of an old republic jedi....
And I wore it to school
Hold on
Singing time...
David says:
lol!
IF I COULD FIND YOU NOW, THINGS WOULD GET BETTTURRR
*dances around room&
Alright I'm done
For now
David says:
aww.
David says:
come on, lets dance!
Nope
Ok
David says:
*puppy eyes*
*giggles and smiles*
David says:
YAY!
David says:
*dances the dance of life*
http://www.playlist.com/playlist/7118760715
My playlist
For Myspace
Tell me what you like :3
David says:
nice
WELL BE TOGETHER FOR ONE MORE NIGHT SOMEWHERE--- SOME HOW...

David says:
I can't get that song out of my head now!
Hahahaha Ocean avenue gives me GOOSEbumps!
I love that song!
David says:
WOOT!
David says:
heh, goosebumps...
Omg....
YES
David says:
*looks at your hand and shivers*
I have... I have you -- Breathing down my neck breathing down my neck...
You should listen to Feelin This...
You would like it
;3
You might die
Tis on my playlist
David says:
one sec...
I WANNA TAKE OFF HER CLOTHS! SHOW ME THE WAY TO BED! SHOW ME THE WAY YOU
MOVE!
Nother song that gives me goosebumps
So PASSIONATE
I love it
<33
David says:
wow...
*touches your paw with his and smiles*
David says:
*starts*
David says:
*smiles*
*giggles a little*
David says:
*blushes*

Fate felll short this time, smile fades in the summer-- place your hand in mine I'll leave when I wanna...
~
David says:
*grabs your paw*
David says:
Did I ever tell you that felines were my favorite species?
*opens his maw* ah-- *blushes and closes it... looking at your paw bashfully*
.... no....
David says:
*chuckles*
David says:
*puts other paw on your shoulder*
*blushes again from the touch, his bright green eyes looking up at you curiously, his muzzle still a bit
pink*
David says:
*blushes and quivers a little* I was trying to think of some lyrics to go with the
situation, but I can't think of any...
*chuckles a little as a song comes on*
That's horrible...
David says:
what?
Guess what JUST came on...
David says:
what?
Can you feel the love tonight - The Lion King
>///<
David says:
*blushes*
David says:
I'm actually shaking...
David says:
like, really.
Ohmygod I awwed in real life x3
What time is it there?
David says:
11:52
David says:
pm
I actually know every lyric to both, Can you Feel the Love Tonight... and Love will Find a Way...
Lion king 1 & 2 songs

David says:
heh...
I was addicted to them for so long... because I have these elaborate fantasies that will probably never
happen -_-
David says:
*sways to the music*
David says:
And why would that be?
Because.
I just can't seem to find anyone to match me.
And even harder when I'm just looking around me
Online, the only person I kinda have a thing for is Milo... but even he is kinda fading because I'm
learning more and more about him.
But like... I dunno.
David says:
yeah...
I just haven't found anyone who likes romance like I do...
Passion... Trust... Love...
They just go "Oh yeah love you too babe give me a blowjob"
And that's when I punch them in the face.
David says:
yeah...
David says:
good for you.
Heh.
David says:
probably human huh?
What's up? Your grammar died... and if you are anything like me, that means something's on your
mind...
And yeah
Humans are pigs
David says:
aw geez...
I hate females more than Males
But I've been seeing alot of jerks...
lately

David says:
We've known each other for about three days and you already know me too
well...
Heh.
I guess... x3
David says:
Well, females are difficult to understand...
Females have their own fucking mindset
David says:
yeah, you were right.
"OH well I'm more important than he is..."
"I like him... but he has to ask ME out..."
David says:
God... I'm still shaking...
*shivers a little* .... why?
David says:
It's...
David says:
Oy..
David says:
It's, well, kinda the things you see in movies...
David says:
music playing, we start dancing. first touch...
David says:
*blushes*
Well... yeah....
*smiles a little*
*blushes a little and mutters something quietly*
David says:
Huh?
... Oh... nothing...
Don't worry about it...
David says:
*stares into your deep, green eyes*
David says:
You don't have to hide anything from me...
*locks eyes with you and whimpers a little* I- ...
David says:
*pulls in a little closer* Yes?
*whispers a little, his warm breath brushing across your cheeks gently* Kiss me...

David says:
*whispers softly* As you wish...
David says:
*Kisses you as tenderly as heavenly possible*
*melts into the kiss and brings a paw up to your cheek gently, his ears pinning back against his head as
his body flushes hotly*
David says:
*pulls you in tighter, kissing you passionately, the shivers in his body melting
into bliss*
*leans his body against yours, his fingers sliding through your hair as his lips press into yours with
sparkling affection. His tail wraps around your waist slowly and softly*
David says:
*shakes softly as tears of joy start slowly emerging*
*slowly breaks the kiss and opens his eyes to look into yours* Hey... hey... *he whispers soothingly*
What's wrong... ? *wipes your eyes with his thumb gently*
David says:
*gently touches your hand on my face* I...
David says:
You're just so amazing... so beautiful...
*blushes furiously*
No I'm not... I'm just normal... average and ordinary...
*looks away slightly*
David says:
*reaches his hand and turns your head to face him*
David says:
You are the greatest man I have ever met.
David says:
You are far from ordinary.
*locks eyes with you again and flushes* R-really... ?
David says:
I would never lie to you.
David says:
I mean it with all my heart and soul.
*shivers and whimpers*
David says:
*gently caresses your cheek and stares into those green pools of joy you call
eyes*
*his face entirely pink, he purrs softly... unable to think...*
David says:
*exhales softly* Your purr...
David says:
The purest poetry cannot express this moment...
David says:

I...
*whimpers a little* Why do you always have the most perfect thing to say...?
David says:
*looks deeply into your eyes*
David says:
Because I love you...
*opens his mouth*
*nothing comes out*
*blushes furiously and looks away* But... we like only met a couple days ago... why me?
Why not someone else... ?
David says:
I...
David says:
*closes mouth and opens it, closes it again*
David says:
I don't decide these things...
David says:
But does it really matter?
*looks down, his bangs covering his eyes, muttering quietly*
David says:
*lifts your chin gently and brushes the hair from your eyes*
David says:
It's okay.
David says:
*for once in his life, can't think of a thing else to say*
I just don't know what to say...
*gazes up at you and searches you for something*

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