1. WHY DEXTER MORGAN
HAS BECOME A REALLY
STUPID (BUT HOT) MAN
I want to have sex with this attractive
motherfucker but we all have to admit that
he’s kind of a dumb-fuck lately

2. his definition of love is fucked
• So first there was Rita who like you know he actually came to care for and wasn’t
that so sweet he really began putting her first at times and it was just so nice until,
you know,Trinity casually stabbed her in her femoral artery, but like overall this
was a nice sweet little love story until it ended in blood stains and the like
• Lumen was Dexter’s way of avenging someone’s killer because fate was a real
bastard andTrinity never got the full brunt of Dexter’s anger. It’s all so
understandable but then…
• but then
• FUCKING HANNAH MCKAY AND SHE NEEDS HER OWN SLIDECAUSETHIS
SHIT IS REAL

3. hannah mckay is a life ruiner who
ruins people’s lives
• Let’s be clear about something – Hannah meets the code but
Dexter’s dick has some urges of it’s own so he fucks up everything
and allows Deb’s life to be in danger hahahaha nO IT’S NOT
FUNNY
• She poisons bitches who get in her way and she’s all like “do what
you gotta do man, ja feel?” ja definitely do not fucking feel
• She tried to kill Deb soWHY IN FUCKTOPIA DOES DEXTER GIVE
ONE KILOMETER OF FUCK ABOUT HER?!

4. Okay so let us go over the
understandable “loves”
Sweet Rita baby cakes y u have to die? Lumen Pierce, cool name kid
I am so
sweet
Trinity plz
no
my husband is
perfect
I’m loooomen
so sorry bout
your wife
let’s fuck

5. now the poisonous bitch
COMEGARDENWITH ME
I want your sister dead but you will
fuck me anyway because I got dat
poisonous pussy baby

6. BUTTHE ONLY LOVETHAT
WILL EVER MAKE SENSE
EVER FOR DEXTER DEAR
LORD UP ABOVE
Is debster
DEBsteR
DEBRAAND DEXTER
fucking hell

7. Debra is beautiful. She
loves selflessly.They are
beautiful together.
She killed for him.
She wanted to do all she could to save
him.
She believed he was more than a
monster.
She knows brother, husband, father,
all versions of him. From child to
adult. From frantic to eerily calm. She
knows. But she loves anyway. And if
he is so desperate to prove he loves
her back… what the fuck is HANNAH
DOING INYOUR MIND EVER
I am so afraid
Dexter but I
won’t leave you
or run away and
I wish maybe
you’d do the
same for me
because you say
you love me but
where is the
love dawg
where is the
gooey-fucking-
gumdrop love

8. So please…. Please dexterrr…
remember the way you guys are
together. Stop being a fucking
idiot.