Short vs, Tall

1. Short (adj.) – fun sized. By: Elizabeth Pham

2. Who is cuter? or

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4. Strawberry SHORT cake - delicious Good things associated with ‘short’.

5. SHORT cuts – makes life easier. Good things associated with ‘short’.

6. Short, in length. When receiving a reading assignment in school, what’s the first thing you do? Check to see if the story is short. What do you do, if it is? What do you do, if it isn’t?

7. “Shorty” (also spelled “shawty”) is considered a term of endearment among youngsters today. Many songs reference the word, in a positive manner. “Shawty is a ten.” – The Dream “It’s hard to find another shawty like mine.” – Chris Brown “Shawty got me geeked up.” - Lloyd Slang

8. Money is the motive! If you make your own clothing, you don’t have to buy as much fabric. Therefore, you save money. Winning limbo competitions for money! Can fit into and buy children’s clothes – generally cheaper than adult clothing. Tall people spend more money on soap. Pay kids admission to places. Advantages of BEING short

9. Avoid Pain If bad guy is chasing you, if you’re short, you can hide in tight spaces. Don’t bump head on stuff (branches, door ways, etc.) Less of a chance of being struck by lightning If the sky was falling, it would first hit the tall people, giving short people time to duck and cover! Can also use tall people as covering. Advantages of BEING short

10. Versatility If short people want to be tall, they can wear heels/stuff their shoes. There are no shoes that make you shorter. Advantages of BEING short

11. Physical Appearance If short, you don’t have to avoid heels to accommodate your partner. You tend to look younger. Advantages of BEING short

12. Misc. You have more leg room on an airplane. Can fit into a smart car – which benefits the environment. If your money drops on the floor, and you and a tall person are the same distance away, you will probably get to your money first (you’re closer to the ground) before the EVIL tall person steals it. Feet doesn’t stick out, when sleeping on couch/twin sized bed. Better chance of winning hide-and-seek (more options on where to hide because you can fit into small places. Advantages of BEING short

13. Health The Bulletin of the World Health Organization in 1992 states that shorter people live longer! Advantages of BEING short

14. In conclusion… LESS IS MORE!

15. In conclusion… GOOD THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES

16. In conclusion… SHORT > TALL