2.  What never eats at Christmas time?the
turkey,it´s usually,STUFFED¡

3.  What do you call people who are afraid of
Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

4.  Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.

5.  What do you call an elf who sings?
A Wrapper!

6.  What do you get when you cross a snowman
with a vampire?
Frostbite.

7.  What do you get when you combine a
Christmas tree with an iPad?
A pineapple!