女人四十一枝花 - 超過四十的女人, 直率, 誠實又性感, 好好珍惜吧!

1. 按鍵換頁 音樂：德布西＜棕髮
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2. 這是美國哥倫比亞廣播公司「六十分鐘」節目 (CBS 60 Minutes)
主持人 Andy Rooney 對 40 歲以上的女人的看法：

3. As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增 長，我最欣賞的就是 40 歲 以上的女人。

4. Here are just a few reasons why:
這裡我只簡單舉幾個理由：

5. A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the
night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
40 歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你 叫醒，然後問你 ：「你 在想什麼？」

6. She doesn't care what you think.
她 才不管你 在想什麼！

7. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she
doesn't sit around whining about it.
40 歲 以上的女人如果不想看棒球轉播，她 不會坐在你 旁邊發牢騷。

8. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more
interesting.
她 會去做她 想做的、更有趣的事情。

9. Women over 40 are dignified.
40 歲 以上的女人穩重自持。

10. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
她 們很少在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你 大呼小叫。

11. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they
think they can get away with it.
當然，如果是你 闖的禍，她 們會毫不猶豫一槍把你 給斃了，如果她 確定不會被抓去關
的話。

12. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know
what it's like to be unappreciated.
熟女不吝於讚美別人，雖然常常是虛 偽的，因為她 們知道被冷落的滋味。

13. Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老第六感越靈驗。

14. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你 永遠不需要向 40 歲 以上的女人承認你 曾犯下的錯誤。

15. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier
than her younger counterpart.
只要妳 能夠 對一兩條皺紋視而不見， 40 歲 以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。

16. Older women are forthright and honest.
年齡較大的女人直率而又誠實。

17. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one.
You don‘t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
如果你 是一個蠢蛋或是舉止像一個蠢蛋，她 們會馬上叫你 滾蛋，你 完全無需傷腦筋去
揣摩她 的心意。

18. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
沒錯， 40 歲 以上的女人有很多優點。

19. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
不幸的是 40 歲 以上的男人就完全不是這回事了！

20. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is
a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with
some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每 一個美麗、聰明、打扮入時而且熱情的 40 歲 以上的女人，就有一個禿頭凸肚
的老頭，醜態百出的在和 20 幾歲 的侍女打情罵俏 。

21. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們，我要在這兒替講過下面這段話的臭男人道歉：

22. “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?”,
他們說 ：「當你 可以免費喝牛奶 的時候，何必買一頭母牛回家呢 ？」

23. Here's an update for you.
現在的情況是這樣的：

24. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
現今有 80% 的女人寧願不結婚。

25. Why ？
為什麼呢 ？

26. Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to
get a little sausage!
因為女人終於領悟到不必為了一根香腸，而把整隻豬買回去！