A collection of funny but true quotes from famous people #Dhakkanz #Quotes

1. “Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and
he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it
and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.”
~Murphy’s Law
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2. “Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.”
~Mignon McLaughlin
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3. “Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”
~Brian Gerald O’Driscoll
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4. “The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and
coming out with only a loaf of bread are 3 billion to 1.”
~Erma Bombeck
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5. “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather,
who died peacefully in his sleep.
Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”
~Will Rogers
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6. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last.
Well, neither does bathing
— that’s why we recommend it daily.”
~Zig Ziglar
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7. “Nothing sucks more than that moment during an
argument when you realize you’re wrong.”
~Unknown
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8. “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to
speak and remove all doubt.”
~Abraham Lincoln
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9. “Patience is something you admire in the driver behind
you, but not in one ahead.”
~Bill McGlashen
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10. “Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the
next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.”
~Unknown
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