7. Spelling Madders
Should Tom Wright decide
to write right rite,
then Wright would write right rite,
which Wright has the right
to copyright.
8. Spelling (Almost Always) Madders
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr
the ltteers in a wrod are,
olny taht the frist and lsat ltteres
are at the rghit pcleas.
Tihs is bcuseae we do not
raed ervey lteter by ilstef,
but the wrod as a wlohe.
11. Regional Differences
• Pennsylvania Dutch
Lost: A watch by a lady with a cracked face.
Throw the baby out the window a kiss.
Toss Papa down the stairs his hat.