Entertainment and Humour

2. WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS SO SURPRISED I DIDN’T TALK FOR A YEAR & A HALF. GRACIE ALLEN

3. YES TIME FLIES. AND WHERE DID IT LEAVE YOU ? OLD TOO SOON SMART TOO LATE. MIKE TYSON

4. THE SECRET OF STAYING YOUNG IS TO LIVE HONESTLY. EAT SLOWLY & LIE YOUR AGE. LUCILLE BALL

5. WHEN I WAS A BOY THE DEAD SEA WAS ONLY SICK. GEORGE BURNS

6. ONE SHOULD NEVER TRUST A WOMAN WHO TELLS HER REAL AGE. IF SHE TELLS THAT SHE’LL TELL ANYTHING.

7. BY THE TIME YOU’RE EIGHTY YEARS OLD YOU’VE LEARNED EVERYTHING. YOU ONLY HAVE TO REMEMBER IT. GEORGE BURNS

8. AGE IS STRICTLY A CASE OF MIND OVER MATTER. IF YOU DON’T MIND, IT DOESN’T MATTER. JACK BENNY

9. WRINKLES SHOULD MERELY INDICATE WHERE SMILES HAVE BEEN. MARK TWAIN

10. I DON’T FEEL OLD. I DON’T FEEL ANYTHING TILL NOON. THAT’S WHEN IT’S TIME FOR MY NAP. BOB HOPE

11. FIRST YOU FORGET NAMES, THEN YOU FORGET FACES, THEN YOU FORGET TO PULL YOURZIPPER DOWN. LEO ROSENBERG

12. AN ARCHAELOGIST IS THE BEST HUSBAND A WOMAN CAN HAVE. THE OLDER SHE GETS, THE MORE INTERESTED HE IS IN HER. AGATHA CHRISTIE

13. A DIPLOMAT IS A MAN WHO ALWAYS REMEMBERS A WOMAN’S BIRTHDAY BUT NEVERREMEMBERS HER AGE.