'Quotes by Deepbaazigar' E-Book is basically compilation of some of my Tweets on social media website Twitter. You can follow me @deepbaazigar on Twitter

1. Quotes by
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Deepak Doddamani

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4. 'Quotes by Deepbaazigar' is dedicated to my friend 'Monika Singh'
who always encouraged me to write.
Monika, Thanks for all your support & encouragement.
I would also like to thanks all my friends, teachers, students,
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Special Thanks to Shri. Muthuswami Sriram Sir for appreciating my
thoughts.
Thank you all.

5. Preface
Dear Readers,
'Quotes by Deepbaazigar' is basically compilation of some of
my Tweets on Twitter.
This is unedited version and so many tweets related to Famous
personalities of India are present in this E-book. Hopefully you
will understand humour and sarcasm behind it. No intention to
hurt anyone's sentiments.
Dear Readers, you can follow me @deepbaazigar on Twitter
for more such Quotes.
Thank you
Sincerely,
Deepak Doddamani
04/09/2012
Mumbai

6. Contents
Famous Quotes by Deepbaazigar 1

7. Famous Quotes by Deepbaazigar
September 04, 2012
QUOTES BY DEEPBAAZIGAR
1) The best thing about entrepreneurs is that they don't bother
much about money; what they care about is - living in their
dreams and converting them into reality.
2) When you respect your followers and consider their
'support' as 'leadership of their own consciousness', then it's a
'true leadership'
3) 'Experts' are the creatures who give you the same 'solution'
with more 'confidence';Solutions which you have already
'thought of' but were confused about.
4) 'Money rolling' is what maximum financial services do; when
they offer you double of your investments; But please
understand; there is a limit to rolling and it can leave you
rolling on your bed with tears.
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8. 5) Whenever you loose your path; just close your eyes and
remember your mentors. You will be back on a track soon;
because your mentors have 'Bird View' of your path.
6) Whenever any girl starts praising a boy; it's an alarm than
she will dump her work on his shoulder. As for girls
"Management is an Art of getting things done from Boys". :P
7) It took me more than a decade to realize that - you can
motivate without demoralizing too. Positivity without negative
words is more fruitful.
8) I walk slowly and steadily on success path just like a
tortoise; and sit at home and kill mosquitoes like 'Kachwa
Chaap' whenever I don't walk.
9) Of Course, 'Deepbaazigar' is not just a 'Pen name'; it's a
brand created by a Narcissist called 'Deepak Doddamani'
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9. 10 ) It is important to track market regularly so as to decide,
Right time to Enter andRight time to Exit.
11) Changing your portfolio within short span of time is
equivalent to keep opening door of refrigerator on regular
basis to check whether Ice cream is friezed or not :P
12) Believe it or not; the best way to learn 'Camera work' is -
Watch the same movie again in mute mode.
13) The best consultant always prefers to give 'Apt solutions'
rather than 'Best Advices'; because that's the only key for
'Customer satisfaction'.
14) In academics it is very easy to 'Rattofy' even a toughest
subject just to clear the paper. But in career we have to go
back & learn basic again, as it's all about'Applications'.
15) ....But in young age we don't share anything..we become
'Rebel' - to hide our'Inferiority complex'..and that's the only
reason for most of the failures in premiuminstitutes across
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10. India.
16) Baar Baar Harkar bhi jitnewale ko 'Deepbaazigar' kehete hai
;)
17) 'I know that Baba Ramdev doesn't even know the full form
of FDI; but I completely agree with him that there is huge black
money involved in FDI.'
18) I humbly refused their offer and smiled 'Why do people
show Carrots to those who have diabetes?'
19) 'Reduce your losses and build-up your profits; Book losses
at right time before they starts mounting-up'
20) Simple people are always genuine; the reverse may not be
always true
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11. 21) In future when children will learn Chapter on 'Anna Hazare
and Anti-corruption movement'; there will be surely some
paragraphs on Baba Ramdev's 'Black Money Movement'
22) Averaging of shares in falling Market is like digging your
own grave; Averaging of Penny stock is equivalent to using
JCB Machine for digging it at faster pace.
23) Myth: Life is too short to keep experimenting;Reality: Life is
too long to afford to stop experimenting
24) Please tie Nirmal Baba to Agni-V missile before launching it
( 18 Apr)
25) Intraday trading is suitable for pessimistic people;
Optimistic people must stick to delivery type of trading.
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12. 26) The most valuable asset of middle class people is their
'value system'.
27) Intellectuals always fail to gain power because they never
understands that true power comes by having large number of
loyal followers. They fail to establish heart to heart
connections with their supporters as they always talk with
brain and not by heart.
28) Market is 'UP' and your shares not gaining?? Gotcha; you
are the same person who have girlfriend but she never allows
you to touch her.
29) Whether it's a painful relationship or loss-making shares,
you ought to get out of it before making any huge loss.
30) You must forgive your enemies, once your revenge is over.
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13. 31) Never underestimate power of violence, remember "latho
ke bhoot baato se nahi maante."
32) History tells us that whenever an
artist/writer/poet/academician abandoned his brush/pen to
become warrior he used the most deadliest weapon - his brain
33) Live as a 'human being', even God has created to be one.
34) Most of the people start their New Year with Dev/Bhagwan
darshan;I started mine with Facebook darshan ;)
35) Don't drink and drive else you will really come to know 'Jail
jaana bhushan hota hai'
36) Jabse Dr. Manmohan Singh is desh ke Prime Minister bane
hai; maine Sardaro par jokes marna chod diya hai. Kya kare ?
Apne desh ko hi toh Joke bana diya hai :(
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14. 37) My heart says Editing is fun; my eyes and back don't agree
with it
38) Harbhajan became 'Bhajji', Yuvraj became 'UV', Gautam
became 'Gauti';But Virat can not become 'Viru', as there is only
one Viru - Virendra Sehwag
39) Janta is fed up of Corruption; and Jantar Mantar is fed up
of ANNA :p
40) 'Theater' is a 'path' towards the 'search of our soul'; death
of guiding lights like Pandit Satyadev Dubey ji leaves the path
in the dark...
41) Too much of 'religion' is injurious to the health of the
Society
42) People say 'Quotes by Deepbaazigar' are unique; I say
'Deepbaazigar' himself is unique ;)
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15. 43) Blame it on Parliament if 'Anna' becomes 'Yeda Anna'
44) Anna to Rajniti Prasad : Faad diya? Mera bill faad diya??
Main nahi khelta lokpal-lokpal ;)
45) Padmashri Laloo Prasad Yadav's right place is 'Comedy
Circus'
46) Neither Ruling party nor Opposition wanted Lokpal bill as it
was their death warrant
47) Thank God; stumps and Hockey sticks are not allowed
inside Parliament.Poor chap speaker always has to take
aggression of some rowdy Mantris.
48) Rajniti Prasad; Baap ka maal tha; jo faad diya?? Lokpal bill
Bharchuk...
49) Anna ek special Janlokpal dena; extra malaai maarke :p
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16. 50) Mirza Ghalib would have committed suicide after hearing all
the Sher-o-shayaris in the Parliament used completely in
wrong contexts.
51) Earlier I used to think that best acting school in India is
'NSD Delhi'; but now I have realized it's actually the 'Parliament
in Delhi'.
52) Kapil Sibal is Donald Duck; he keeps quacking all the time
without any reason ;)
53) Entrepreneurs have humility on their faces all the time
while employees face humiliation most of the time.
54) The craziest thing about MLM/Network Marketing business
is people try to contact their friends sleeping in graves too;
and reminds them of their friendship which they have
remembered suddenly :p
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17. 55) Scarcity of resources makes my work more challenging; in
turn encourage to think me more creatively.
56) I like to search/spot only two places on Google earth; one
my residential place and second my office of Ashwamedh
Kalamanch
57) Fight with AIDS and not with 'AIDS patients' just because
they have AIDS.
58) Thank God, Salman Khan did Operation of his Face;
otherwise he would have become Sly Stallone of Bollywood
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18. 59) Kapil Sibal should be send to BIG BOSS 5 to give some
company to porn star Sunny Leone to whom media is
promoting on national television; then only he should speak
about censorship on social networking sites :P
60) Some experiences turn into 'quotes'.
61) Be humble; and you'll see, the world will start respecting
you for what 'you' are.
62) Affair with famous person can make you famous only till
you are seen with them;I wonder when will girls understand
such simple thing? :p
63) 'Humiliation' is an integral part of 'Selling'; but I can't take it
while sellingproduct/services which are not made/designed by
me.
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19. 64) Marry the person who loves you; instead of person to
whom you love.Wait for that person if you are lucky enough;
else leave it to the destiny
65) Never show your wounds to the World as common salt is
commonly available everywhere
66) 'Experience' speaks in every language
67) People who show you 'attitude' on their faces, don't forget
to kick their asses
68) Even if they know everything, 'arrogant' people are good
for nothing
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20. 69) Life is a cocktail, straighten up neat
70) Possession of Nuclear weapons may be considered as sign
of Nation's power, in fact its a sign of weakness and insecurity
71) Blame it on Mirza Ghalib if Deepbaazigar gets converted
into Islam
72) Genuine people can not become good Politicians, as lots of
manipulations are required in this dirty game.
73) Real 'man' never do gossips, real 'woman' never do
bitching :p
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21. 74) Who cares if 'Anna' is Gandhivadi or not? We are
'Annavadi' and that is enough for us to get inspired (for the
battle against corruption).
75) If people misunderstands you,try to understand their
'misunderstandings',if you really care for them
76) Someone please send Rahul Gandhi to Bermuda Triangle,
as I have started getting Nightmares that he is the future Prime
Minister of India
77) Revolutions starts with en-lighted souls but become
successful due to agitated minds.
78) Action starts when we start empathizing for
victims.'Sympathy' can move your 'hearts',but not your 'souls'
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22. 79) You can compromise in 'love', but never compromise for
'love',As true love never asks for compromises.
80) 'Bootstrapping' for entrepreneurs is same like the 'last
arrow' in archers quiver.That's the 'full-n-final' chance to win
the battle !!
81) Rest of my life, I will work only for those organizations
whose owner will be Mr. Deepak Doddamani, that is 4 sure !!!
82) Visit temples in India with 'faith' in heart and 'eye' 4 an
art.Truly incredible ! Life is carved on every piece of stone
83) My opinions are 'my opinions', and I am happy that 'my
opinions' are my 'own opinions'
84) Remember, 'Investment' is not a 'gambling',it's an art of
'wealth management'.
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23. 85) Sometime it doesn't matter whether your decision is
'RIGHT' or 'WRONG',what matters is how 'FIRM' is your
decision.
86) 'Social Entrepreneurship' is just the Extended form of
'Duniyadaari'
87) Never try to change the person whom you love, else the
person will change (replace) you.
88) Mathematics is never 'right' when it comes to love. Because
when 'A' loves 'B', and 'B' loves 'C'..'A' and 'C' hate each other
89) Power' does not means 'influencing' people.If you can even
'control' the people whom you can't influence.Then its 'Power
90) Remember, everything is fair in love and war and
entrepreneurs are warriors who love their dreams
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24. 91) Don't tell us to change our passwords regularly, tell them
not to hack
92) 'Inferioriority Complex' is a self-created meaningless
phase of mind which can be overcomed by diverting your mind
and thinking positively.
93) The bad thing about 'Artists' is they don't know how to
market their 'art', the worse thing that they don't generally
accept this fact and the worst thing that they are too
possessive to trust other marketers who offer them helping
hands
94) Voracious readers can never become good Writers as they
can not develop their own thinking power (methodology) and
end up being 'Compilers' and not true writers.
95) People stare at me when I madly and passionately speak
about my dreams. They just laugh and pass. And I forget
completely that no one is listening to me and I keep constantly
talking like an idiot to world and to myself. Perhaps dreams
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25. have become reason of my survival.
96) All visionaries are dreamers; but not all dreamers are
visionaries.All showmen know how to sell dreams,but very few
dream-sellers become showmen. But all visionaries can sell
their dreams irrespective of what logical deduction says
97) When Ego accelerates with much faster rate than
development of brain; Success starts running away with full
speed - Deepak Doddamani
98) Dictatorship can be effectively used to stop the politics in
the organizations. But it sows the seeds of unrest & is also
harmful to the health of organization in long term.
99) A leader should always care for those team members who
are willing to give 100% to his team rather than wasting time to
convince egoistic individual who doesn't value 'teamwork'
100) When People Trust me Blindly, I never breach their faith;
but once they start taking me for granted I take them on
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26. ride.Because I hate people who take me for granted
101) A 'Miser' always tries to earn money from whatever
knowledge he gains or whatever skills he possesses. He never
realizes the wealth of self-improvement through education
102) Be Useful to others..No harm in That..But don't get used
by others
103) When Twitter loads slowly, it reminds me of 'Dial-up' era
104) Make whatever mistakes you want to do in 'net practise
itself',
because in big games you can't afford to do any.
105) In entertainment field customers always wants 'something
different'
and entertainers should always be ready to give that
'something different'.
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27. 106) Yes,you got it right. I fall in a category of 'Opinion leaders'
or 'Influencers' on Social Networking sites. I promote brands
which are worth promoting & I am happy that 'deepbaazigar' is
amongst that brands.
107) If you lose all your money in share market, don't lose
hope. Just pack your bags and go to Himalayas. (Applicable for
people who trade intra day without stop loss)
108) Let them think about double integration/ triple
intergration,
I always think about backward intergration/ forward
integration
109) I followed you because you followed me. Now you
unfollowed me and I am still following you. WTF? Why
everyone on Twitter behaves like 'Girlfriend' ?
110) It's easy to become 'Self-employed' but tough to become
an 'entrepreneur'
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28. 111) 'It will affect your Marks, choice is yours' - Use this line
when student don't put efforts in studies. Because in India
majority of students study for 'Marks'; & not for gaining
knowledge.
112) Before sleeping everyday, I pray to God. - Whenever I will
Open my eyes I must see Sunrise only from my motherland, my
country and I should find myself with my family, my people.
113) EEE - Education, Entertainment & E-Commerce - future of
Entrepreneurship in India.
114) Be USEFUL to others, no harm in that,
But don't get USED by others.
115) A 'miser' always tries to earn money from whatever skills
he possesses or whatever knowledge he has. He never realizes
the wealth of self-improvement through Knowledge.
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29. 116) When people Trust me blindly, I never breach their faith.
But when they start taking me for granted, I take them for a
ride. Don't you dare to take me for granted.
117) A leader should always care for his 'Team Members' who
are ready to give their 100%,
Rather than wasting his Time & Efforts on convincing an
egoistic individual who doesn't value team work.
118) I find myself 'wise' when I come up with 'stupid' quotes on
wisdom
119) Some people realize that they have brains in their heads;
only after putting thinking caps on
120) There are only two sides of our reality; one that we see &
two that we don't want to see.
121) A leader gets charged by the support of his followers but
when he is left all alone; his back-up power is his
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30. self-motivation.
122) Roti, Kapda, Makaan and a laptop with Internet
connection;I don't need anything more than that to pursue my
Goals.
123) Lokmanya Bal Gangadhar Tilak was known as 'The father
of Indian Unrest' during Britishraj for the same work which
'Arvind Kejriwal' is doing in today's Congressraj.
124) Ajmal Kasab will be hanged twice, first by Govt. of India
and then by 'Allah'. No religion teaches you to 'Kill people'.
125) Only knowing that 'Death' is the 'final destination' will not
help you. It's realization helps change your entire perspective
towards 'life' and you strive to make it more meaningful.
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