1. THE STORY
OF THE
SELF-
DESCRIBED
GOLF PRO*
*By golf pro, I mean for as much equipment as I’ve amassed and the money I’ve spent trying to become better at
this most frustrating and addictive sport, you would think I was a pro or sponsored by somebody.

2. HEY, GOOD TO MEET YOU, I’M SINGLE CHRIS.
Just Do It. On first
glance, you would’ve
thought I was
sponsored by the guys
from Oregon
Hey, did you hear
about the new hot
list this year…this With this new_____, trust
new _______ will me, we’ll see results this
finally get me where season!
I want to be this
season…
This one HAS to
work…right?!!!!!
What was pg. 87 again?!

3. …THEN CAME HOLY MATRIMONY*
*I have a great wife and I’m a fireman.

4. HEY, GOOD TO MEET YOU, I’M MARRIED CHRIS.
So a new round of golf
doesn’t justify new
gear?!
All this new technology!!!
Trust me, we’ll see results
So, I guess you’re
this season!
right…no need to
get a new_______?!!
What was pg. 87 again?!

5. I NEED SOMETHING TO HELP ME BE MORE EFFICIENT IN
MY PRACTICE AND TAKE ME FROM PARKING LOT PRO TO
WORTHY ADVERSARY ON THE COURSE…
GOOGLE

6. CHRIS MEETS THE COMPRESSION BOARD
So Kendra*, you’re telling me this is something that can
help me with my compression and reduce thin and fat
shots while also improving my overall ball striking?
Wait, no way, so this can also be used for
chipping, pitching and putting?
Thanks Kendra, wait until I tell my wife about this…
*Google led me to a great CB review by Kendra Vallone

7. NEGOTIATIONS TO ACQUIRE A COMPRESSION BOARD
Honey, you know, I need to give our great friend Alf from
Compression Board a tweet.
Yes, of course he wants my game to get better and help me
stick to my new golf budget!
Just wait until I start beating the guys this season…they’ll
wonder what happened.
Of course, I’ll share the wealth and send them right to
compressionboard.com!!

8. TO BE CONTINUED…
*Hey Alf,
This is step 1 on my new golf budget! Thanks for even considering this as I’ve
found nothing more frustrating than being set for a GIR and then hit a fat or
thin shot. Just like that, it kills all of my momentum and confidence. From
all the reviews I’ve read, and trust me I’ve read quite a few online, the CB
looks like the real deal and I’m looking forward to using it to help out my
game.
All of the best,
Chris Mitchell