1. Welcome to Day 3 of Will Stark’s Bachelor Challenge!
Last ;me, Marielle was eliminated. Everyone rejoiced. Also, Lilah rejected a flirt, proving once and for all that this is Bizarro
World.

2. Time for the No More Marielle Smustle. Sadly, no one in this house knows how to smustle, but the sen;ment is what counts.

3. “But it would have been nice to yell at her and give her a good slapping,” Sabriel concluded. “I’m kind of sad I didn’t get to do
that.”

4. “You can punish her later, aPer the challenge is done,” Lily informed Sabriel.

5. “YAY!” She started dancing again.

6. “But what do we do now?” Arthur asked.
“Sit down and watch like good liRle Sims?” Lily suggested.
“Hahaha, no.”

7. “But we should take advantage of living somewhere with no restric;ons,” Arthur said. “What do you want that you can’t have
back home?”

8. “Electronic Entertainment Cos;ng At Least $1500.”

9. “YAY!”

10. “Fortune Sims. So easily amused.”

11. “Easily amused? You’re the Pleasure Sim freestyling for ;ps.”
“And your new pain;ng is hanging in midair.”
“Yeah. Also, why aren’t we causing any trouble?”
“We will.” Once Arthur got up the courage to suggest his plan to Sabriel, that was.

12. Yes, you can has hot tub ;me. That is, if your name is Faye, Lulu, or Elaine.
Elaine and Faye would both like to skip to the kissing.

13. Thankfully, Will is aware that he can’t actually flirt with any of them right now without massive boinging noises and ge[ng
slapped and thought‐flamed throughout the challenge. He limits things to splashing Elaine.

14. “Hello? I’m here. Can we talk about something other than kissing? I’m definitely looking forward to it, but that’s not un;l the
morning aPer next.”
*pause*

15. Elaine and Faye: KISSING KISSING KISSING KISSING.

16. “Okay, maybe we should talk about something else. For now.”
*prepares stalking strategy for immediately aPer the hot tub*

17. For now, we’ll check in on the bacheloreRes who missed the tub.
CONFESSIONAL!!!1! from Sara
I want a sculpture. My Fortune Sim, let me show you it.

18. CONFESSIONAL!!!1! from Lilah
Can’t…stalk…Faye…

19. Will came up with a topic: “Favorite vaca;on des;na;on: Takemizu, Three Lakes, or Twikkii? Go.”
“How come?”
“Well, maybe I want to decide where to go honeymooning.”
“Oooooooo.”

20. “I like Twikkii Island,” Elaine said. “My mom used to have a beach house there.”

21. “Me too,” Lulu answered. “No doubt about it. Lots of sun and lots of fun.”

22. “Sounds like it’s almost a consensus,” Will said. “I can’t argue with eternal summer one bit aPer living in eternal winter. What
about you, Faye?”
“Hmm? Yeah, Twikkii,” she said before going back to her conversa;on with Lulu about work.

23. APer that, the conversa;on turned to life;me wants. They quickly discovered that in this neighborhood, Faye was the only one in
the house with a career LTW (Visionary). Lulu wanted 20 Lovers, and Will and Elaine wanted 20 WooHoos.
Elaine will be ge[ng a reroll. That’s not very Squeaky Clean.

24. But they had to get out of the hot tub soon aPer. ARempts at stalking commenced. Elaine and Faye both aRempted to flirt with
Will in front of each other and Lulu. I did not feel like ins;ga;ng a slapfest, so all aRempts at roman;c interac;ons in front of
other bacheloreRes immediately got nixed.
As demonstrated here, Elaine finally managed to choose a platonic ac;vity.

25. Lilah’s aspira;on is tanking. She hasn’t woohooed with anyone in three days. Maybe she just realized she’s s;ll a virgin in this
hood.

26. She goes outside to take it out on Faye, and we have our first official fight.
Lilah is probably using this as an excuse to cop a feel.

27. But Faye ul;mately comes out ahead.

28. “Girls are figh;ng? Over me?”
No, I don’t think so.

29. “I’m surprised you’re playing catch with me. It doesn’t seem like something that’d be part of your overall stalking strategy.”
“I’ve got to find something to do when the bachelor has only two ac;ve points and has to have his evening coffee.”

30. CONFESSIONAL!!!1! from Lulu
Today is going be@er than yesterday did. I think I’ve sBll got a chance aCer all!

31. She’s definitely stepping up her stalking game.
“Congratula;ons on being hot!”
“Thanks. Can I pee now?”

32. Dinner;me: Ghoooooooosts.
“Hey, where’s Lilah?”

33. Losing interest, apparently.
However, the fact that she’s in the games room means that she’s first for one‐on‐one dates.

34. *cranks up the irony level to 11*
I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
I didn’t know how lost I was
UnBl I found you

35. I was beat, incomplete
I’d been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

36. Like a virgin
Touched for the very first Bme
Like a virgin
When your heart beats
Next to mine

37. Will and Lulu wind up singing a classic.
Some will win
Some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

38. Strangers waiBng
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight people
Living just to find emoBon
Hiding somewhere in the night

39. Don’t stop believing
Hold on to that feeling
Streetlight people
Don’t stop‐‐

40. Yep. He’s hot.

41. No one will be surprised that Elaine is singing this:
How does she know you love her?
How does she know she’s yours?

42. It’s not enough to take the one you love for granted
You must remind her, or she’ll be inclined to say
How do I know he loves me?
How do I know he’s mine?

43. Well, does he leave a li@le note to tell you you are on his mind?
Send you yellow flowers when the sky is gray?
He’ll find a new way to show you a li@le bit every day
That’s how you know
That’s how you know he’s your love

44. Perhaps it’s the talk of clothing and badassery that makes this song appropriate:
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what’s best
I want a girl with shoes that cut and eyes that burn like cigare@es

45. I want a girl with the right allocaBons
Who’s fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack
She’s playing with her jewelry
She’s puUng up her hair
She’s touring the facility and picking up slack

46. I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket

47. I think Sara requires something by the Beach Boys.
The West Coast has the sunshine
And the girls all get so tanned
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian Island
Dolls by a palm tree in the sand

48. I been all around this great big world
And I seen all kind of girls
Yeah, but I couldn’t wait to get back in the States
Back to the cutest girls in the world

49. I wish they all could be California girls
I wish they all could be California girls

50. CONFESSIONAL!!!1! from Will
This has been fun, but my throat hurts, and I need to go to bed. So just a quick shout out to Lily, Arthur, and Sabriel. Hope you’re
having fun watching.

51. CONFESSIONAL!!!1! from Elaine
I’m worried about Faye. It seems like this whole fight business is geUng to her.

52. CONFESSIONAL!!!1! from Faye
Can’t this be a normal Bachelor Challenge without someone out for my blood?

53. Flir;ng ;me!
Today, Lilah accepts her flirt. Thank goodness. I was worried about her.

54. “Um…your boobs look bigger today than they were yesterday. I like it.”

55. Sara’s next. Will is his usual charming self. Like with Lilah, he doesn’t seem to realize where Sara’s eyes are.

56. “Yes, I was having some trouble figuring out where your eyes are…but they’re up there. And you are very cute.”

57. “Lulu, I think you’re looking especially preRy today.”
“Really?”
“Of course!”
AWWWWWWW shy flirts.

58. “So you do like me?”
“Of course I do!”
“Good.”

59. Faye accepts her first flirt, but her heart doesn’t seem to be in it.

60. “So, I was wondering…”

61. “No!” Faye threw her hands up.
“What? What’s going on?”

62. “I’m sick of all this figh;ng,” Faye said. “Lilah and I have been at each other’s throats ever since we first got to the house. If I’m
just going to be slapping and ge[ng slapped, I don’t want to be here. You seem like a good guy, but it’s not worth it.”

63. Will didn’t know what to say. “I want you to stay,” he said, “but I know I’d hate all the slapping, too. So…let me know if you
change your mind…okay?”

64. “I will.”

65. Why is it that it’s always Elaine’s turn right aPer someone rejects a flirt?

66. Anyway, she’s not going to reject hers. We have our first crush hearts of the challenge.

67. It’s really nice to see Elaine looking so happy.

68. Meanwhile:
“Congratula;ons on figh;ng Faye!”
“Why are you congratula;ng me? I lost.”
Well, you seem to have accomplished the broader objec;ve of ge[ng her out of the compe;;on. Maybe Lulu’s just admiring
your tac;cs.

69. Will was just asking Lulu how her morning was going and listening to her talk about playing catch with Lilah when she walked in:

70. “I DEMAND A REMATCH.”

71. “TOUGH COOKIES. I WON. And there’s not going to be a rematch.”

72. The conversa;on soon turned to a discussion of Faye’s hotness. Even the straightest girl in the room thinks she’s hot.

73. But noon rolled around while they were s;ll ea;ng lunch, and Faye got up to leave.

74. “Are you sure I can’t convince you to stay?”
“Yes.”

75. “But…you’re hot.”

76. Day 3 scores:
Elaine: 130 (97/33, friends, crushes)
Lulu: 71 (48/23)
Lilah: 64 (39/25)
Sara: 59 (39/20)
Faye: 48 (30/18)

77. “YAY I’M SO GLAD TO BE DONE WITH KARAOKE THAT I JUST THREW MY ARM THROUGH THE WINDOW!”
Music credits:
+ “Like A Virgin” – Madonna
+ “Don’t Stop Believing” – Journey
+ “That’s How You Know” – Enchanted
+ “Short Skirt Long Jacket” – Cake
+ “California Girls” – The Beach boys
Happy Simming!