It's about to get serious...kinda. Trouble in paradise for Lore and his Teal in more marvelous crapola from "Daze Of Our Legacy". Now with 50% less nuts.

1. Okay, this chapter is a lot
more plotty than the previous
three. *nods* Yup, there is
more drama and less laughs,
just to warn you.
But, to make up for some of
the seriousness, there is a lot
of Rivers being cute,
And no worries. The plot is
only temporary, and should
resolve itself in due time.

2. ‘Gimme glowie milk! The
smarter I get, the more likely
I am to get the ladies…and
heirhood.’
‘Alice, have you already
broken my son?’
Not that I know of, but it’s
good for him to start working
to beat the others in the heir
poll early on. And as for the
ladies bit…well, kids say all
kinds of crap, you know.
‘Glow milk now!’
Serves you right for having
few nice points, Lore.

3. ‘That’s a good boy. Poopie
in the potty.’
‘This is degrading, but I’ll
just grin ad bear it. For the
fans.’
Fans?
‘I’m assuming I have fans.’
You don’t have enough
outgoing points to be this
egotistical.
‘I have the same amount as
you.’
Point well made. Well, I’ll
see about those fans then,
shall I?

4. I have to beg forgiveness for
all the pictures of Rivers in
this chapter. I just think he’s
so cute.
‘Thank you Alice. Butter up
the voters for me.’
Kid, shh. You will have the
competition of four siblings
one day and arrogance is not
your most appealing trait.
Let’s play more on your
good looks and less on your
slight meanness and ruthless
nature.
‘Good idea. Hey, everyone,
look at my freckles!’

5. Ignoring the glitched
eyelashes, Teal has completed
her second LTW.
‘Look at me, all successful and
crap!’
I never expected this. Teal is…
doing well.
‘Tell everyone my new LTW!
It’s great!’
She now wants 50 first dates,
which I will be attempting after
she has all her kids.
‘After? But I want them now!’
No. You have a husband who I
actually like and a kid who I
love in scary ways that I‘m not
sure are legal. Once the kids
are at college, you can have
your dates.
‘Fine!’
Yes. It is.

6. ‘Arg, it makes me feel so
sick!’
Pregnancy?
‘No, the new house you built
for us.’
I put a lot of effort into that
house. Sure, it’s not finished,
but it’ll be great when it is.

7. Now then, Lore? I was happy
to build you this ultra secret
high tech lab, but now I want
to know why you need it.
‘Never you mind, Alice. It
will become clear when it
becomes clear.’
Lore, you’re starting to scare
me a little bit.
‘Just forget all about this
place. It won’t affect you, so
no need to worry.’
Oh, well, if it won’t affect
me, then go ahead.

8. What’s up little man?
‘I do not like this new
nursery.’
Why? You have a bed and
paper and pens and blocks-
‘Blocks you say.’

9. ‘Maybe it’s not so bad.’
Could you maybe act more
like a toddler? You know,
baby talk and all that?
‘No.’
But-
‘No!’

10. Everyone this is Gregory,
named after Gregory House,
the main character in House,
because an advert for it just
came on. I love House, and
not just because of Hugh
Laurie, one of the best men
ever invented.
‘Moo?’
Stop with that. I had enough
of that with Melanie the
mascot in chapters one and
two.

11. *drool* Cheesecake. The
sweetest of cheese based
cakes.
‘Yeah, it is nice. But I’m still
wondering why you had it
sent to me. It’s not like you
to give me presents.’
Well, I just love you is all.
‘Okay, what’s the real
reason?’
Twins. I have the perfect
twin girl names.
‘Great, twins.’
It’s one less pregnancy,
meaning you get your dates
faster.
‘Awesome *shovels down
cake*’

12. ‘And that’s why Mummy
will always be a whore.’
Lore! Don’t tell the kid
that! He needs to learn
about things like that for
himself.
‘Mummy’s not a whore.
She just likes to date lots of
people at the same time
with little commitment. I
respect that.’
Not hard to guess whose
footsteps he’ll be following
in.

13. ‘That’s when the mummy
doll decided that her husband
was too boring for her and
she walked out on him and
all their beautiful kids to live
a life of-’
Okay, Lore, you okay? You
seem to have some deep
issues. Teal hasn’t cheated
on you since you got
engaged. She has denied her
very nature as a Romance
sim and angered me because
she loves you.
‘I’ve seen her new LTW. It’s
just a matter of time.’
Oh, Lore. She’s already
perma-plat twice over. She
doesn’t need this one too.
‘If you say so.’
‘Daddy doll’s feet are tasty.’
Poor Lore. I sense a plotline
working it’s way in here.’

14. Teal? We may have issues.
‘If this is about your hair again, I
don’t care. Just moose it and leave
me alone.’
No, it’s not about my hair. *eye
roll* It’s about your marriage.
Lore seems to be under the
impression that you’re going to
leave him, and he’s trying to turn
Rivers against you.
‘That is a problem. Who else will
give me woo hoo at any time I
want it?’
That’s all you think about this?
‘Well, I guess it is good that he’s
not totally clueless.’
Oh my goodness.
‘Alice, what did you expect? We
have no chemistry and I’m most
likely gay!’
You loved him when you got
engaged.
‘That was a long time ago.’
Okay. Well…just keep it civil for

15. Hey Rivers, sweetie, cutie
pie.
‘Alice, stop it. I don’t care if
Mummy doesn’t love Daddy
anymore. Just so long as they
both love me, I’m okay.’
I don’t know if that’s good
or bad.
‘You can go now. I’m
drawing pictures to endear
me to my parents, increasing
my popularity and screen
time.’

16. While working out his
frustrations on one of many
junker cars to pass through
the house, paying for
flooring, walls and cowplant
feed, Lore maxes tinkering
enthusiasm.
‘Now I just have to transfer
these skills to weaponry and
we’ll be rocking.’
Weaponry?
‘STOP SPYING ON ME!!!’
Jesus, this is getting
ridiculous. Can’t you just
talk to Teal about this…or go
for some revenge woo hoo
with my simself?
‘What?’
Nothing. Just an idea.

17. ‘Okay now Rivers, say
“Mummy isn’t a worthless
whore and she still loves
Daddy very much”.’
‘Teal, this is stupid. You
can’t use the kid like this.’
Uh, Lore, you were doing the
same earlier.
‘Shut up Alice!’
When I asked for drama last
chapter, I didn’t really mean
it. Please, go back to being
boring and happy. If not for
Rivers, then for me.

18. Lore finally managed to get a
job in Oceanography.
‘Yeah, but my marriage is
falling apart and my son
looks ready to follow in his
mother’s slutty footsteps.’
Lore, honey, sweetness,
sweetheart…well…have fun
at work.
What else can I say? He’s
right.

19. Nothing can bring a family
together quite like a
manically screaming woman
in the front garden.
‘ALICE!!!’
Yeah, I know. The pain, the
pain. Just shove the twins out
and make sure they’re both
girls.

20. Damn you Teal!
First up is a boy, Oasis,
named after Britpop, Beatles
wannabe, band Oasis. I hate
Oasis (the band) but it’s a nice
name and all I could really
think of. I only had girl names
planned.
Oasis has the same colouring
as his brother, green skin,
brown hair and Teal’s eyes.

21. And this is a girl, Cinderella.
She is named after the song
“Cinderella Story” by Plain
White T’s. I wanted another
girl to call Delilah, after
“Hey There Delilah” but I
guess that will have to wait.
Cinderella has the same
colouring as her twin and
older brother.

22. Now, back to the party that
the twins rudely interrupted.
It’s Rivers’ birthday, so
Pablo and I were invited over
for cake and funtimes.
‘You know, Alice, you’re not
half bad at this legacy crap.’
‘Really?’
‘Well, no one’s died yet.’
‘But you and Lore are-’
‘Yeah, but we’re all alive
and that’s the best we could
hope for.’
‘Thanks…I think.’

23. ‘Plus you are smoking hot.’
‘Uhhh…’
‘Come on. You’re bisexual.’
‘Yeah, but…well, you’re not
a werewolf or a vampire.’
I’m kinda scared now. I had
no idea she felt that way
about me.

24. So, adultery aside, Rivers is
ready to grow up.
‘Woo!’
‘Go little guy!’
‘Be hot or I kill you!’

25. ‘Daddy, just throw me in
there. I’ll eat my way out and
then grow up later.’
No can do little man. This
has been put off for long
enough due to your selfish
siblings being born.

26. ‘Look at my perfect nails!
And my slender fingers.
Long arms too. I am pretty
much perfection.’
Yes, you are. Now, change
those clothes and take a nap
before you pass out.

27. ‘Hey, maybe that anger woo
hoo with simAlice wouldn’t
be too bad. She is a looker.’
Okay, guys, I’m flattered,
but I am a person, not a piece
of meat.
Who am I kidding. Love me.
Worship me. Never, ever
leave me.

28. Holy shitake mushrooms!
What’s up Rivers?
‘I’m tired! And I don’t have
a bed yet because you’re
crap!’
Hey, Mr Grouchy. I’ll get
right on it.

29. How’s that?
‘It’s okay. I like the fish.
Now leave me to sleep.’
Okay sir.

30. ‘So, guys, we have to deal
with your problems.’
‘What problems? We’re
happily married, right dear?’
‘Guys! Come on! You have
to pull it together, for the
kids. You have three kids
and another on the way.’
‘Look who’s getting all
responsible now.’
‘I just don’t want this to all
fall apart. Not on generation
A.’

31. ‘See? We’re happy!’
*sigh* Whatever guys. I
guess I’ll just have to work
on keeping the kids
relatively normal.

32. ‘Stupid Cinderella...cute
name…gunna steal my
spotlight.’
Maybe the normal is too late
for Rivers, but I can save
Cinders and Ocean.
Hopefully.

33. Oh…Teal? What’s up?
‘I…I…I’m upset…’
Because of your marital
problems?
‘NO! Because Rivers’
birthday was lame!’
Oh…Teal, you are a freak,
you know that?
‘Evil witch!’
Good point.

34. ‘Do we really have to do
this?’
‘We have to prove to Alice
that we’re happy! Now get
the handcuffs and the mask
so I can pretend you’re
someone else.’
‘Teal-’
‘Shh!’
I don’t think I will be able to
fix this one.

35. ‘Mummy and Daddy hate
each other, don’t they?’
Why would you say that?
‘I heard them shouting at
each other last night.’
Does it bother you?
‘No, but it made the twins
cry and that was annoying.’
Is anyone in this family not
emotionally retarded?

36. To pass the time when she
isn’t scaring her children and
abusing her husband, Teal
writes novels.
‘This one is about a band of
talking animals, trying to
break through oppression
and find a home.’
What’s it called?
‘Animal Farm in Farthing
Wood.’
Sounds like a best seller.

37. ‘Everyone! I’m home from
work and I love you all!’
‘That man is all kids of
crazy.’
Yes, he is random townie
girl. Also, apparently a little
drunk.
‘I’m not drunk! I just had a
few drinks with the whales at
work.’
Great.

38. ‘Alice, the teachers failed
me. Apparently my family
issues aren’t bad enough not
to do homework.’
Rivers. You cannot use your
parents fighting as an excuse.
You’ll fall behind and not be
smart and then you can’t be
heir.
‘I promise I’ll work hard
now and be the perfect heir.’
Good boy.

39. ‘Listen, I’m not impressed
by that cute legacy boy thing
you’ve got going. I’m an
OFB playable! My parents
own a business. Do yours?’
‘No, but they fight a lot,
Mum’s a slut, Dad has a
secret lab and we have an
Admiral watching over us.’
‘Rivers. It’s not a secret lab.
Everyone knows about it.’
‘Mum doesn’t.’
‘Well…whatever. Just stop
showing off and do your
homework.’

40. ‘You may be a poor legacy
boy, but I guess we can be
friends.’
How gracious of you, Fugly
McFugly.
And how did Rivers end up
the bad guy in this game?

41. ‘You shot me! You whore!
You fricking whore!’
Okay, enough of that. The
headmaster is here to invite
you into Snotfest. Smiles and
manners.

42. ‘Wow. You are the most
beautiful boy I have ever
seen.’
‘Thanks sir, but that’s kinda
creepy.’
It’s not a legacy without a
perverted headmaster. Just be
thankful it’s not the same
guy who haunted my Havar
family. He was a creep of the
first water…and he had dyed
red hair.

43. ‘…and this is Daddy’s secret
lab where he tries to figure
out ways to get Mummy to
love him again.’
‘Well…isn’t that…
interesting.’
‘Yes it is. He has all kinds of
machines and things down
here. I even heard that he
wanted to get Mum to make
him a warlock so he could
infuse his inventions with
magic to make them even
more powerful.’
Rivers, where did you hear
all this?
‘I listen, unlike you Alice.
Instead of trying to fix
things, I observe and gather
information.’
Well done little guy.
‘Well, I am brilliant.’
Sure thing.

44. ‘May I say, Mrs Daze, that
your underwear is rather
lovely.’
‘These old things? I just
threw them on this morning.’
‘Gag! I’m trying to eat here,
and Dad is just over there
painting. Can’t you go one
meal without flirting with a
random guy? And I thought
you were gay, anyway!’
‘Ignore my son. He lies.
We’re working on it.’
‘Alice!’
Sorry Rivers. Just grin and
bear it, and we’ll sort this
mess out later.

45. To keep Rivers happy, we
get a puppy. He’s called
Rock’n’Pop. Basically, I was
having trouble thinking of
Alternative Rock bands,
because almost anything can
be classed as Alternative
Rock, and I wanted bands
that are totally Alt Rock. So,
I was going to go to HMV
for research, but they
categorize their music in a
lame way, with most of it in
“Rock and Pop”. My sister
thought that would be a good
name for a pet, so it is.

46. No point to this one. I just
thought it was kinda cute.
Rivers has Teal’s eyes, in
colour and shape, and they
pull similar faces. It’s fun to
watch.

47. ‘Mrs Daze, your son can
come to our school. See you
again when that little one
grows up.’
‘Not sooner?’
Teal! Just feed Oasis and let
the pervie man leave.

48. ‘What’s this?’
Another present for Rivers.
A Womrat. Her name is
Melody.
‘What’s with all the gifts for
Rivers?’
He deserves it. You and Lore
fighting isn’t easy on the
little guy. His only consistent
role model is me, which is
worse than nothing.
‘Now you’re making me feel
bad.’
Good. *flounces off*

49. ‘Another sprinkle of
magnesium powder…crap!
Not again! Why can I never
get this right! If the gypsy
can do it, why can’t I?
Lore?

50. ‘Get out Alice! I’m busy!’
Doing what?
‘Nothing.’
You can’t trick Teal into
loving you. No magic potion
or injection is going to do
that.
‘Just go away!’
I take back my wish for
drama!

51. To add a bit more light to the
house, we get a little girl
puppy to mate with
Rock’n’Pop in the future.
Her name is Mina, because I
was working on one of my
novels at the same time, and
there’s a character called
Mina, who is this sassy
Vampire who I love.
Anyways, this is Mina.
She’s cute, even if she smells
like dog breath.

52. ‘Alice! My sexy undies that
the headmaster loved are
gone!’
You’re pregnant again,
which is a shocker.
‘Lore may hate me, but he
can’t say no. Never has been
able to.’
That’s not a nice way to
regard your husband! Not
even I would do that.

53. Hey Rivers. Whatcha doing
now?
‘Practicing the speech I’m
going to do before we all go
to college. You know, the
speech I’ll use to make the
readers vote for me.’
Ah, how’s it going?

54. ‘At the moment, all I have is this.
*burp!*’
Well…it’s short and sweet…but
maybe you’ll want to rethink the
delivery.
‘Maybe.’
You have time. Only three of the
five kids have been born yet.
‘What if…what if Mum and Dad
don’t make up and don’t have all
five kids.’
Then I’ll feed more cheesecake to
your mum. She’s preggers at the
moment. Another set of twins and
we’re all done.
‘Alice, I don’t want them to hate
each other.’
Oh. Well…we’ll fix it, right?
‘I hope so.’
We will. And when Cinders and
Oasis grow up, they’ll help to. It’ll
all work out. It’s a legacy. How
bad can it get?

55. Well, don’t you look spiffy
in your uniform.
‘Will the ladies love it?’
You’re nine!
‘So?’
*sigh* I bet they will. Just
keep away from that Tessa
kid. I do not like her.

56. With all her novel writings,
Teal maxes her enthusiasm
in Film and Literature.
‘I’m writing a book at the
moment called “Harry Potter
and the Deathly Hallows”.’
Teal, that’s already been
done. Sure, it wasn’t the best
of books, full of plotholes
and with one of the worst
endings since the Bible, but
it has been done.
‘Mine’s better.’
I bet it is. It would be hard to
be worse.
In case it’s not obvious, I’m
not a Potter fan and I hate
being compared to Rowling
as a writer. She’s a sell out
bitch who hasn’t had an
original thought in her life.
Yeah, and even with that I
will have a Harry Potter
generation, for fun.

57. Here’s Rock’n’Pop all grown
up. He’s rather cute, actually,
for a yappy little dog. And
he’s really sweet to his
girlfriend. Lookit the
sweetness.
Makes a change from what
has been an overall plotty
and heavy chapter. And I had
said I wasn’t going to do
plots this legacy.
Oh wells.

58. ‘Dad, can I stop you there.
No bad mouthing Mum,
okay? Just help me with my
maths and then we can go
have dinner. Okay?’
‘Sure. So, if your mother
sleeps with ten men and six
women, how often does she-’
‘DAD!’
‘Sorry kid.’
Lore, maybe you should let
me help him. I am qualified.
I got my 5 GCSEs fair and
square. I even have an AS
level in English and a lot of
life experience.

59. Birthday time. Thank god!
No drama here. Just
boredom.
So, post-makeover pictures?

60. Rivers!
‘What?’
Stop it. I wanted to take
pictures of the twins, not you
and Melody.
‘Face it, we’re cuter.’
True, but let’s get to the
twins.

61. Here’s Oasis. As feared, he
is a clone of Rivers. That has
not happened to me in years.
‘At least it means he’s cute.’
Yup, but boring. We already
have one of him.
To remind you, both Oasis
and Rivers’s personality is
Virgo (10,1,9,10,3).

62. And here is Cinderella.
‘Servants, fan me!’
I’m guessing that she is post-
Happily-Ever-After
Cinderella, not my-siblings-
abuse-me Cinderella.
Cinderella looks more like
Lore than the other two.
YAY! Not another clone!
Her personality is Gemini
(4,8,9,4,4,).
‘I want a crown! NOW!’
Shh it Cinders, or I will
make you scrub every floor
in this house.

63. Rivers can genuinely use the
excuse “my dog ate my
homework”.
But really, R’n’P, cut it out!

64. ‘…and that’s how you do
simultaneous equations.’
‘Wow Mum. You’re really
smart!’
‘Yeah, well, that’s what you
get after four years of uni.’
‘Dad told me not to let you
help me with homework,
because he thinks you’re
stupid.’
Could an idiot have as many
lovers as your mum and
never be caught cheating?
‘Good point.’

65. ‘Don’t listen to what Daddy
says about me. He’s angry
and will want you to take his
side.’
‘Mum, I’m not an idiot. I
know what’s happening, and
I don’t pay attention to either
of you. I am, like Alice, a
passive observer.’
He’s smart too, you know.

66. Cinderella. You’re so pretty.
‘I know. Now, I wanted to
talk to you about heirship.
Rivers seems to think he’ll
get it, but I think I will,
because I am prettier and
better. Oasis has no chance.
The boy has a Manchester
accent for God’s sake! So, I
want a promise that I will be
heir.’
No can do blondie. It’s all up
for poll. Make the readers
love you, and you will win.
‘Well, I guess I can do that.’

67. ‘Look everyone! Only I can
love this moron. No one else
wants him, but I still love
him.’
‘What?’
‘Shh, Oasis. Just smile and
keep hugging me back.’
‘O..okay.’
‘And stop talking. That
accent is annoying!’
For anyone not living in
England, the Manchester
accent is…well…it’s from
up North, somewhere I’ve
never been. It’s rough and
kind of harsh and totally
unlike the crisp English
accent everyone imagines. I
would try and type in the
accent, but I’m not too good
at that kinda thing, so
whatever really.

68. ‘Alice? I’m confused. What
just happened?’
I have no idea little guy.
So, that’s it for another
chapter. Hope it wasn’t too
plotty and stuff. I’ll be back
soon, as will the Daze
family, for more drama,
births, arguments and maybe
even an intermission smustle
to lighten the mood.