This document contains a list of over 50 potential solutions to address issues with sleepwalking, sleep talking, and sleep eating that are increasingly extreme, dangerous, and in many cases illegal. Some of the more extreme suggestions include burying someone alive, cutting off limbs, injecting toxins, suspending them from buildings, strapping them to wild animals, and implanting devices to shock or poison them. Most of the ideas would cause serious physical harm or death.

1. Brainstorming Solutions to:
Sleepwalking
1 Metal case
2 Cover them in bronze
3 Iron Maiden
4 Suitcase
5 Louis Viutton Luggage
6 Create a machine that holds them down
7 Anchor under water
8 Anchor to bed
9 Tie down with string
10 Tie down with vine
11 Tie down with gum
12 Leave in quicksand
13 Tie up with twisties
14 Use handcuffs
15 Legcuffs
16 Wrap with elastic bands
17 Mummify
18 Leather ties
19 Get someone to hold them down
20 Chain them to someone really heavy
21 Tie them to an elephant leg
22 Chain them to a tree
23 Cover them in protoplasm/Slime
24 Pour slime around them – too slippery
25 Pour oil around them – too slippery
26 Light a ring of fire around them – catch on fire
27 Put large blades/glass around them
28 Station attack dogs around them
29 Suspend them in gauze
30 Lock them in the pilot seat of a moving aircraft
31 Drop them from a parachute
32 Float them on a tiny boat
33 Strap them to a surfboard
34 Bury them in the sand
35 Bury them under the earth
36 Hang from a tree upside down
37 Suspend from a skyscraper
38 Sail in a hot air balloon
39 Give paralysis drug
40 Sever spinal cord
41 Cut off legs
42 Cut off feet
43 Put them in a pedicure chair and have attendant giving pedicure

2. 44 Paste them on a billboard
45 Attach motion sensors in the room and shoot arrows if it goes off
46 Have a whale swallow the sleeper
47 Cut hole in elephant and sew person inside
48 Put on skates (sleep skating)
49 Put on ice-skates (sleep ice-skating)
50 Strap to sled
51 Strap to rocket
52 Strap to back of Bengal tiger
53 Strap to back of Razorback gorilla
54 Deep freeze
55 Suspended animation
56 Strap to pterodactyl
57 Perch in an eagle’s nest Cliffside
58 Tie legs together
59 Tie lower body in a burlap sack
60 Tie one leg to someone else’s leg
61 Amputate leg
62 Inject leg with botox
63 Pith
64 Lobotomy
65 Electric shock treatment

3. Sleep Talking:
1 Muzzle
2 Cut out tongue
3 Ball gag
4 Botox tongue
5 Botox larynx
6 Cut out voicebox
7 Disable vocoder
8 Turn down sound of vocoder
9 Live in foreign country
10 Live with animals
11 Live with wolves
12 Live in Himalayan cave
13 Live in outer space
14 Live on a space station
15 Free float in a space suit
16 Rat trap on tongue
17 Keep head in a sound proof box
18 Sleep with face underwater
19 Sleep with head in ant hill
20 Chew a giant chunk of steak
21 Store nuts in your mouth
22 Machine that stuns you if you talk
23 Machine that shocks your heart if you talk
24 Machine that releases toxic gas if you talk
25 Machine that poisons you IV
26 Trap that drops into pool of alligators
27 Voice disguise machine
28 Voice scramble machine
29 Voice – song converter
30 Voice – gamma ray converter
31 Voice – animal sound converter
32 Voice – drum beat converter
33 Voice – power tool sound converter
34 Shove towels in mouth
35 Have assistant put hand in your mouth
36 Have surgery attaching hand to roof of mouth
37 Cut off head
38 Sew mouth shut
39 Turn mouth into bird habitat
40 Have assistant cover mouth with soundproof scarf
41 Superglue lips together
42 Have surgical buttons attached to mouth
43 Sew zipper to mouth
44 Shrink head until voice so tiny that not audible

4. 45 Live alone in Antartica
46 Have partner slap you when you talk
47 Have partner kiss you
48 Put snails in your mouth
49 Put slugs in your mouth
50 Attach rifle trigger to tongue
Sleep eating
1 Hide food
2 Poison food
3 Lock refrigerator
4 Live in famine
5 Eat to full capacity before bed
End of first brainstorm: Team Cherry Blossom