Facebook is the Major Social media Platform. In that, there was a feature, it is status update. Here, it is a document to know the Funny status ideas. For more: https://is.gd/Bng5f7

1. FUNNY STATUS IDEAS

2. There are a lot of funny statuses out there that you can post on social
media. Once you get a cool username for your social media profile, you
will need some funny and witty things to post. Here is a list of funny, cute,
and witty status updates that are great for places like Facebook.
Clever Facebook Statuses
• Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
• When I get a pimple on my tongue, I always feel guilty in case I've
told a white lie.
• I dance like a car dealerships inflatable tube man.
• I tried being normal once. Most boring hour of my life.
• You didn't notice that that I used a word twice in this sentence.
• A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T
F.
• The first five days after the weekend are always hard.
Funny Facebook Statuses
• Lucky for you, mirrors can't laugh out loud.
• Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
• Smile while you still have teeth.
• I tried being awesome today, but I was just so tired of being awesome
yesterday.
• Sometimes I prefer to use my face as emotions.
Statuses That Will Get Lots of Likes
• Looking at school books and thinking: what a waste of a tree!
• Nothing is illegal. Until you get caught.
• I don't have goals. Goals are for soccer. I'm not soccer.
• The first five days after the weekend are always hard.

3. • A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday even, the calendar says W T F.
Statuses That Will Get Comments
• I forgot to work out today. That's five years in a row!
• I'm a good girl. With a lot of bad habits
• A day without sunlight is a night.
• My wallet is like an onion when I open it. It makes me cry.
• Without candy crush, I'd be like a kid with no candy!
• I without you is like Facebook with no friends, YouTube with no
videos, and Google with no results.

4. Witty Status Updates
• I just don't know how to react when someone sends me a selfie. I
mean, should I say "Wow! You really got yourself at the perfect angle
in that restroom!"
• That moment when the random person you just met asks for your full
name, and you know it's because they want to stalk you on Facebook.
• The hardest things our kids will do in 20-30 years is finding a
username which isn't already taken.
• I'm a good girl. With a lot of bad habits.
• Aren't we ALL internet explorers?
• I've been known to flash people (with my camera).
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