A humorous but life saving presentation on how to distinguish a brain eating zombie from someone who is simply drunk.

1. How To Tell A Zombie From
Someone Who Is Drunk
This could save your life!

2. Telling the difference between a person
who is drunk and a person who has
become a zombie can be difficult.
However, with a little practice, you will
be able to accurately distinguish
between the two.

3. Both zombies and drunk individuals will...
• Shamble and move
clumsily
• Appear confused
• Exhibit poor motor
skills (neither should
be allowed to drive!) Photo credit: http://www.flickr.com/photos/93247490@N00/441858611/

4. Both zombies and people who have had a
few too many drinks may...
• Smell
• Appear disheveled
• Speak unintelligibly
Photo credit: http://www.flickr.com/photos/27403767@N00/219581402/

5. Despite the many similarities, there are
striking differences between zombies and
someone who has had too much to drink.

6. If the individual is missing
body parts or has foreign
objects protruding from
his or her body yet
doesn’t seem to notice
you are probably
dealing with a zombie.
Photo credit: http://www.flickr.com/photos/8049049@N08/1695015747/

7. Signs that you are dealing with a run-of-
the-mill drunken individual:
• Giggling - zombies do not giggle (even when
eating brains)
• Participating in karaoke
• Lack of brains in vomit
• Declaring “I love you” inappropriately - zombies
may love how you taste, but they do not love you

8. Food preferences are another sure way to tell
who or what you are dealing with.
Someone who is drunk
Zombies prefer
will prefer places like
brains
IHOP or waffle house
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9. Be vigilant, and you will be able to pick a zombie out
of the drunken crowd.
Remember this could be the difference between life
and death!
Photo credit: http://www.flickr.com/photos/29142454@N06/5163341393/

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